Signs as parents..
Aries: He rejected you? I'll teach that little son of a mother fucker a lesson *Takes out belt*
Taurus: I don't give a fuck if you already have me a million reason list of why you think you should go tothat party. You're not going because I said so.
Gemini: So tell me how's everything going with Jacob? Are you still fighting with your friend Jackie? Yeah and how about Rachel?
Cancer: Did you take your jacket? Are you sure you don't want to take some snacks? remember to put your seatbelt on and don't drive drunk!!!
Leo:Tell me how I look with this outfit on
Virgo: How are your grades? Your struggling with math? Let me help you.
LIbra: Remember to be nice to everybody and don't forget your manners
Scorpio: Listen you little piece of shit i'll give you till the count of three.
Sagittarius: I think you look like a fucking homeless person change you're clothes now.
Capricorn: Listen I know I can be hard on you with grades and everything but I still love you.
Aquarius: Do whatever you want I love you.
Pisces: *Hugs you and kisses you and smoothers you all the time.*
