"Nasaneiru-sensei can I tell you something?" Jordan asked.
"Sure what is it?" Nasanieru-sensei replied.
"Well, you see I suck at dodgeball games, even though I tried so hard and trained, yet I still can't get good in them. Do you know the way of how to get good in these kind of games?" Jordan asked politely.
"Well, you see kid, you don't just git gud dat fast, you need to-" Nasanieru-sensei answered but was cut off by Jordan's answer.
"Keep practicing, trying and tho-" Jordan answered but was cut off by Nasanieru-sensei statement.
"Oh no no no," he denied Jordan's statement.
"Then? Tell me hwat is it?" Jordan eagerly asked.
"Listen mmkay?" Nasanieru-sensei told him, Jordan nodded.
"This, he grabbed Jordan's attention
This is a ball, he shows into him
Da way for you to actually git gud in these kind of stuff is to feel da ball," Nasanieru-sensei stated.
"Fe-feel it? What?!" Jordan was puzzled.
"Shush my child I haven't finished my advice yet, so it's rude mmkay for doing that kind of shenanigan," Nasanieru-sensei stated.
"Yes sensei," Jordan replied, "I'm sorry sensei," he apologised him.
"Once u feel da ball, u be da ball, then finally BECOME DA BALL!" Nasanieru-sensei finished his advice towards Jordan.
"Hwat?! That doesn't make any sense?!" Jordan was baffled.
"Yes, yes it is, now you owe me 500 push-ups," Nasanieru-sensei demanded Jordan.
"HWAT?!?!??" Jordan was shocked.
"Just kidding" Nasanieru-sensei laughed hysterically.
Jordan laughed awkwardly with him whilst giving out a sigh of relief.
"Still, you owe me something," Nasanieru-sensei asked.
"Hwat is it?" Jordan asked.
"Cake," Nasanieru-sensei stated.
"Cake? That's all?" Jordan said.
"Nope, there's dat Purrcy Jackson book collection you borrowed from meh including my Hairy Potter book collection," Nasanieru-sensei clarify his requirements.
"Oh yeah, don't worry sensei I brought them today and they're in my bag, let me go get them," Jordan pulled out the book collections that he borrowed from sensei from his schoolbag and returned them to him.
"Thankiu, now go git gud in there boi," Nasanieru-sensei told him.
"Sir yes sir!" Jordan chanted.
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A "Very" Gewd Advice
RandomYellow you fellow hoomans, yes it is another skit I've made. It's was my friend's joke, so I decide to use it as a little story idea or some sort. Hope you enjoy it :3
