day 9 • under an umbrella

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by siennasnoodles

by siennasnoodles

like all bad situations, theirs started with a goat. richie promised his cousin's friends's uncle's hitman that he would take care of his goat, shannon, for the weekend. after the weekend, his car smelled like rotten eggs and spoiled milk. probably because that's what he fed shannon before he threw up. yes, the hitman named his goat shannon, and yes, the goat was not female. because of this, he threw his car into australia and burned it down, along with any innocence he had left.

anyways, on a certain night, richie and eddie had gone to their local casino as well as their local meme archive to buy some spicy memes, and MAN does it take a while for those memes to come out of the oven. (its because of the spices and the cheese on the memes, obviously) so, when they got out of the spicy meme archive machine store, it was raining cats and dogs. (like, actually, dustins cat mews from stranger things plopped down next to them)

so, they took out their spicy meme umbrella that they had gotten from the meme archive and stood under it. "wElL fUcKiN sHiT" richie said to eddie. "hOw tHe fUcK aRe wE sUpPoSeD tO gEt HoMe WhEn iTs rAiNiNg aNiMaLs?" he asked his small lover.

"hOwS aBoUt yOu wAlK uNdEr tHiS uMbReLla aNd iLl rIdE yOuR DiCk hOmE?" puny and tiny small innocent pure boi asked funny dood. "iF iT'lL mAkE yOu hApPy." funny dood took out his two feet long penis and stroked it gently. "cOmE SiT oN PaPi." he patted his girthy member for the small boi to ride it. "sUrE tHiNg, mAn WhO iS cAlLeD PaPi." small child-like man said.

he climbed on top of funny dood's dick, moving his hips ever so slightly every couple of seconds. "mMMmmMm eDs, PaPi LiKe DiS KiNkY sHiT!" funny dood howled with lust filled eyes.

then, the happily meme-ified couple returned home and got there, dodging the limp animals that landed on the ground. they got inside their humble aboad, and funny dood ripped small boys clothes off without warning. "GiVe PaPi RiChiE rUb RuB. jUb Jub WaNtS rUb RuB!" He demanded.

then they fucked until the end of time since they were both immortal meme beings.