1) Order a pizza 5 minutes before New Years, and when it comes, yell, "I ORDERED THIS THING A YEAR AGO!
2) Put a Walkie-Talkie in a garden gnome and shout at people who pass.
3) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
4) When someone says, "grab a seat" literally grab a chair and walk out of the room.
5) Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
6) Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say "To infinity, and beyond".
7) tell someone a really lame joke then start laughing and tell them another joke and walk of- suicide_child-
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8) If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
9) Name your dog "Dog."
10) Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
11) Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
12) Light road flares on a birthday cake.
13) mow your lawn with sissors.
14) invite heals of people to other people party's.
15) Say, "Do I smell popcorn?" right after you fart. So everybody takes a big whiff.
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