me: hey
me: did you know banging your head against a wall
you can burn 150 caloriesunknown: who tf is this
and how tf did you get my
number?me: a random person
with random facts that
sent them to a random
numberunknown: stop texting me you
creep, you're probably a
middle aged manme: i'm twenty two and i am most definitely not a creep
unknown: bye
me: i'll send a fact tomorrow :)
me: goodbye!!