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Me: hey guys

Ash: look who it is

May: the traitor

Me: IM SORRY

Barry: sure, if u pay that smol fine of a million dollars

Me: plz im broke

Gary: we hate you

Me: So guys, whats up!

Ash: nice try

Me: ;-;

Sinon: eh im not gonna help this time

Ferris: u sorta deserve it

ChatNoir: aye

Me: what are you 'aye'ing about

ChatNoir: aye?

Ash: hes just happy because we're gonna murder you

Me: crap dont

Misty: hey dont be mean to her

Me: Misty<3

Misty: be straight up cruel to her

Me: wait what

Misty: *stabs meeeeh ;~;*

Me: help

Ash: die u thot

Viktor: gentlemen please.

Me: yay viktor is gonna save meeee

Viktor: dont use cheap stuff like knives. use nokia

Me: are you kidding meViktor: nah, love

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Me: are you kidding me

Viktor: nah, love

Ash: btw

Me: yes?

Ash: gary is my bf now

Gary: *blush* a-ash!

Me: well this is an interesting plot twist

Serena: and trip is my bf now

Me: ok what.

Barry: u see, our man ashiva was here

Me: god not that guy

Barry: he messed everything up

ashiva: sup

Me: u ugly-

Viktor: now now little girls dont curse

Me: aaaaaaaaa

Ash: get rekt man

Meanwhile in some other shit place

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May: Well. Rainbow is back.

Dawn: rip freedom

Mallow: i like cheese

May: what

Lillie: its ok may, shes just high on weed again.

Mallow: UNICORNS

Dawn: ...right.

Lillie: eh, she'll be better soon

Mallow: IS THAT A CORNDOG ON A DOG EATING CORN

Lillie: atleast i hope so

Back to wherever the hell we were

Me: and he said "u swallow"

Ash: ohooo

Gary: did u tho

Paul: this is a very interesting conversation

Barry: agreed.

Me: u guys are just weird.

Ash: so are you

Me: shut up

Gary: OHHHHH NO DENIAL

Me: hey.

Gary: yeah?

Me: kill yourself.

Gary: stop. get help.

Barry: bruh

Paul: bruh

Me: bruh

Jagonite: bruh

Me: if you come in here again, i swear i'll murder you

Jagonite: ok fine. *teleports away*

Ash: who is he

Gary: whys he here

Paul: why do you know him

Barry: and whyd u send him away

Me: none of your business.

Drew: is he your drug dealer?

Me: no.

Trip: is he your son?

Me: no

Ash: well then , is he your dad?

Me: wth no

Gary: ohhh hes your boyfriend~

Me: no. thats even worse

Gladion: is he a russian spy whos secretly planning to shoot you for stealing trump's toothbrush that was given to him by his great grandmother?

Me: what.

Gladion: i mean what.

Me: ok bye guys, cya after 5 months o/

Ash: what , are you pregnant?

Me: no u

Ash: ha! guys cant get pregnant!

Gary: wait what

Ash: uh gary.

Gary: what about our child ash?

Ash: what child

Gary: the one im having in me

Ash: oh sh*t

Me: ash you naughty man

Ash: I SWEAR I DIDNT

Gary: THEN WHO IS THE FATHER

Lillie: gladion is

Gladion: no, its barry

Barry: im a girl

Me: ok. this is just weird.

Ash: you're the one writing this

Sinon: so technically ur the weird one

Ferris: REKT

Me: ;-;


To be continued

Ok hi. I know i succ. im sorry for not updating at all. i still love you all tho.
I'll publish a new chapter this monday :3

I'll publish a new chapter this monday :3

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We'll know who the father is in the next chapter :D

Until then famiez o/

Stay kawaii~

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