Me: hey guysAsh: look who it is
May: the traitor
Me: IM SORRY
Barry: sure, if u pay that smol fine of a million dollars
Me: plz im broke
Gary: we hate you
Me: So guys, whats up!
Ash: nice try
Me: ;-;
Sinon: eh im not gonna help this time
Ferris: u sorta deserve it
ChatNoir: aye
Me: what are you 'aye'ing about
ChatNoir: aye?
Ash: hes just happy because we're gonna murder you
Me: crap dont
Misty: hey dont be mean to her
Me: Misty<3
Misty: be straight up cruel to her
Me: wait what
Misty: *stabs meeeeh ;~;*
Me: help
Ash: die u thot
Viktor: gentlemen please.
Me: yay viktor is gonna save meeee
Viktor: dont use cheap stuff like knives. use nokia
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Viktor: nah, loveAsh: btw
Me: yes?
Ash: gary is my bf now
Gary: *blush* a-ash!
Me: well this is an interesting plot twist
Serena: and trip is my bf now
Me: ok what.
Barry: u see, our man ashiva was here
Me: god not that guy
Barry: he messed everything up
ashiva: sup
Me: u ugly-
Viktor: now now little girls dont curse
Me: aaaaaaaaa
Ash: get rekt man
Meanwhile in some other shit place
May: Well. Rainbow is back.
Dawn: rip freedom
Mallow: i like cheese
May: what
Lillie: its ok may, shes just high on weed again.
Mallow: UNICORNS
Dawn: ...right.
Lillie: eh, she'll be better soon
Mallow: IS THAT A CORNDOG ON A DOG EATING CORN
Lillie: atleast i hope so
Back to wherever the hell we were
Me: and he said "u swallow"
Ash: ohooo
Gary: did u tho
Paul: this is a very interesting conversation
Barry: agreed.
Me: u guys are just weird.
Ash: so are you
Me: shut up
Gary: OHHHHH NO DENIAL
Me: hey.
Gary: yeah?
Me: kill yourself.
Gary: stop. get help.Barry: bruh
Paul: bruh
Me: bruh
Jagonite: bruh
Me: if you come in here again, i swear i'll murder you
Jagonite: ok fine. *teleports away*
Ash: who is he
Gary: whys he here
Paul: why do you know him
Barry: and whyd u send him away
Me: none of your business.
Drew: is he your drug dealer?
Me: no.
Trip: is he your son?
Me: no
Ash: well then , is he your dad?
Me: wth no
Gary: ohhh hes your boyfriend~Me: no. thats even worse
Gladion: is he a russian spy whos secretly planning to shoot you for stealing trump's toothbrush that was given to him by his great grandmother?
Me: what.
Gladion: i mean what.
Me: ok bye guys, cya after 5 months o/
Ash: what , are you pregnant?
Me: no u
Ash: ha! guys cant get pregnant!
Gary: wait what
Ash: uh gary.
Gary: what about our child ash?
Ash: what child
Gary: the one im having in me
Ash: oh sh*t
Me: ash you naughty man
Ash: I SWEAR I DIDNT
Gary: THEN WHO IS THE FATHER
Lillie: gladion is
Gladion: no, its barry
Barry: im a girl
Me: ok. this is just weird.
Ash: you're the one writing this
Sinon: so technically ur the weird one
Ferris: REKT
Me: ;-;
To be continued
Ok hi. I know i succ. im sorry for not updating at all. i still love you all tho.
I'll publish a new chapter this monday :3
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We'll know who the father is in the next chapter :D
Until then famiez o/
Stay kawaii~