Malec Randomness!!!

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Clary logged on
Simon logged on
Magnus logged on
Izzy logged on

Clary: Hola

Simon: Bonjour

Alec logged on

Alec: I'm so t i r e d

Izzy: Wait, what happened?

Alec: I don't want to talk about it

Clary: Drama again?

Alec: Exactly

Izzy: If it was Andrew again, I'm going to end him

Magnus: Who the heck is Andrew?

Clary: Same, Magnus, same

Alec: Someone who obviously wants a death wish 🙃

Izzy: DID HE HIT ON YOU?!

Alec: N O

Clary: IZZY REALLY

Magnus: I'll kill him for you

Alec: Thanks Magnus, but that won't be necessary

Simon: Do I need to turn him into a vampire?

Alec: What

Izzy: Seriously though, what happened

Alec: He wants to eliminate all warlocks and werewolves

Magnus: WHAT THE HELL

Clary: Seriously?! 😡🙃

Simon: I'd be so pissed

Izzy: I'm going to go kick his ass, brb

Clary: If you didn't threaten him, then what's the point

Alec: Of course I threatened him. I told him he wouldn't even have a chance with the high warlock of Brooklyn on our side

Simon: TRUE

Alec: Then he threatened me

Magnus: HE DID WHAT?!

Alec: Then I told him he wouldn't be able to touch me because of my overprotective boyfriend

Clary: Your boyfriend would kill him in a second if he ever tried to touch you

Magnus: And to everyone else

Izzy: I'm positive he won't bother you anymore

Simon logged off

Izzy: GOODBYE

Izzy logged off

Clary: I'm going to get some food

Clary logged off

Alec: Now I'm hungry, great

Magnus: Cake? 😊

Alec: ....Cake

Magnus logged off

Alec: I swear I'm going to enjoy the inside of MY cake

Alec logged off