billie p.o.v.
i was sitting on the train, listening to some gud moosic in my limited edition $4,500 bleach flavored headphones, when the train stopped in the middle of nowhere. i teleported to the train conductor. "go" i said "y" the tren conduckturr said. so i pulled a bowl of rice crispies out of my ear and held it to the stars. this made the mother of asparagus appear. she sat on the floor and stared at the tren duck until he started crying prune juice. the train started to go. i went back to my seat and the mother of asparagus followed me. we sat down together. "thank u for making the tren go" i said. "np XD" said mother asparagus. as a token of my appreciation, i gave her the rice crispies. "thank u billica" she said. "my name is billie" i said. mother asparagus hissed and grew wings out of her toe. "oh" i said. she flew through the roof of the train and flew back to her hometown with all of her little carrot children.
