Britain: *kisses Luna*
Everyone:*Gasps*
France: Le Gasp
Belarus: He will die.
The Baltics: *Holding Belarus back*
Luna:🙊(yea, this was the best my keyboard could do. 😐)
America: *protective\ badass country mode* *growls*
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Luna: ...well that happened.
Britain:*coughs into fist* i am so sorry love. That was very un- gentleman like of me.
Russia: kolkolkolkolkolkol he is not sorry for kissing sunflower. Kolkolkol
Everyone:*shudders*
Luna: Actually I did not really mind it.
Hungary: Ahh yes, he is in the top five right?
Luna: yep!
Everyone else: ??????
Luna: My favorite country list.
Japan: can you prease terr us who you have for the top ten atreast?
Luna: Sure!
1.America
2.Britain
3.Canada
4.Russia
5.Romano
6.Hungary
7.France
8.China
9.Belarus
10.Italy
Japan:*sulks*
Germany: don't vorry Japan, you can't be marked very behind.
Luna: Any of the top five can kiss me, and I will not complain. I love the top five very dearly.💙💙💙💙💙💙❤❤❤💛💛💚💛💚💙💚💙💚
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Luna: Today we have a question from @FrogCatDraws. "Britain, how would you describe America and Canada when they were little?"
Britain: *has a wistful look* America was so cute when he was little, but no doubt very strong. I do note that you always seemed lonely.
America: Well yeah, you were barely around. And you kept other countries away from me with the Navigation Acts.
Britain: ....Sorry. Canada was not as robust, and was always quiet and well behaved...at least when I had him*glares at france*
France: Don't be giving me that look! You and Spain were wealthy and glory pigs!!! Besides, I treated young Canada well and with love. He was the perfect little brother.
Cuba: If he was so good, then why didn't you take him back that one time when you had the chance to? Ha! You didn't. If anything Canada should belong to me!
BANG!
Cuba: Holy- who has the gun!!!
Luna: DON'T YOU DARE GO NEAR HIM!!! *reloads shotgun*
Cuba: Whoa whoa whoa!! Okay!! Sheash I don't know why you even hate me.
Luna: You always mistaken Canada as America; therefore, you constantly abuse him!!!
( I only hate cuba's character in Hetalia. I mean no offense to Cuban readers.)
Cuba: *goes into emo corner*
Luna: Well that is all we have for this chapter! Thank you for reading!
A\N: Please let me know when a country's birthday is coming up so I can include them in the book. I don't want any country left out!
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Hetalia Ask\Dare and Oneshots
RandomExactly what the title says. I will have request pages for both sections.
