Idk anymore
Brian:
Brian: Maxwell, do you want the ball?
Brian: *Throws it into a corner with bottles*
Maxwell: *Follows it and knocks everything over*
Hugo:
Hugo: Alright, who's excited for another day of school.
Amanda: Literally none of us.
Hugo: Me neither, let's get the check outta here.
Craig:
Amanda: *recording from the roof* "Two bros, chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart 'cause they're not gay!"
Joseph:
Joseph: " I'm in love with a man."
Dadsona: "Oh jeez..."
Joseph: "His name..."
Dadsona: "Please don't."
Joseph: "... is Jesus!"
Dadsona: *screaming*
Damien:
Idk, actually. Sorry
Robert:
Robert: *puts all kinds of soda in one cup*
Robert: *takes a sip* "Fuck you."
Mat:
Mat: Hey, how ya doin. Well I'm doin just fine. I lied, I'm dying inside
Bonus round:
Mary:
"Two shots of vodka" she says, pouring way more than two shots.
Amanda:
Amanda (to the Emmas): So when I'm around you gonna be doing this:
Amanda: *crazy hand motions*
Amanda: But when I'm gone you gonna be doing this
Amanda: *crazier hand motions*
Val:
Val: "Hey, I'm lesbian."
Someone: "I thought you were American???"
Lucian:
*G note*
Lucian: *Freaks the fuck out and runs out of the house*
Damien: "Where are you going?"
Lucian: "To join the black Parade!"
Christie
Christie: So I've been hearing people say that I'm like, nine or ten years old. I'm eleven, so sHUT THE FUCK UP!
Okay, bye!
Should I add Saul (guy you see during the cult ending) in? Do you guys want to see stories with him? Let me know.
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Dream Daddy oneshots
Fanfictionhehehehehe hi This started out originally as a multi-fandom one-shot book but I can't think of any story ideas for other things. So, yeah... enjoy! I don't own anything but the stories so please enjoy! Requests currently open!
