" Welcome one, welcome all to a brand new session called Ryuo talk "
Shalltear claps, seated on Ryuo's mattress, along with several body pillows and a squirming human.
" Please give a round of applause for our viewers today! "
He waves a hand towards his so-called "audience".
" Shalltear! Ryuo Body Bag™ Number 1-9! A special shoutout to Ryuo Hentai Body Bag™ complete with an accurate replica of... my dick? Also Clementine! "
Clementine squirms against her bindings, her hands and feet tied together with a belt and her mouth gagged with a ball.
" Now, let's move on to our main event! "
He snaps his fingers, and the lights in the room dim, save for one aimed directly at him. He sits down, like a TV host would, and clears his throat. He straightens the "flashcards" in his hands as he began to read the first one.
" What do you call ember hurrying to descend? "
He stares at his audience.
" Ehm. "
He stares at Clementine. Then at Shalltear. Shalltear removes the gag in her mouth, placing it on Ryuo's bedside table.
" A RucianFirefall! Get it? A Rushing Fire Fall? "
Soft claps came from Shalltear, and Ryuo bowed.
" Thank you, thank... you? "
He stares at Clementine, who simply stares back. Her shivering form attempting to hide in a cocoon of body pillows.
Shalltear stops clapping, her serene face contorting into one of fury. She jumps unto the small mountain of pillows, quickly, but with care, throws the pillows away revealing a shivering Clementine.
Shalltear brings a finger to her face, caressing her cheek.
" Cheer, or die "
Shalltear proceeded to slowly return the body pillows back to their position with precision and care.
" Okay, next up. "
He flips through his flashcards
" No, that guy is a pussy. "
He flips to another.
" No, he's a dick. "
And another.
" Oh, here's one. "
He clears his throat.
" What do you call a torch that wins a game of PUBG? "
He smiles as he leans on his leg, waiting out a dramatic pause.
" The LastLightAlive! "
Claps and cheers come from his audience.
" Thank you!!! "
He clears his throat.
" No, this guy can't write. "
He flips the cards.
" No, that's just stupid "
And flips them again.
" Oh Oh. I like this one. "
He leans forward, as a host would.
" What happens when your cat walks on your keyboard. "
He shrugs.
" 159357naz "
Claps come from his audience.
He raises an eyebrow.
" Where's the cheer? "
He lifts Clementine by the face, his gaze furious.
" What. Do. You call. A studio. For. Depression? "
His grip tightens, and tears began to escape.
" ..please, i'll cheer... please let me go... "
" A freehugproductions "
He brings her face closer, his hot breath caressing her skin.
" wooooh... woooh "
Clementine croaks out her words, each breath labored. Her hands struggling against her binding.
He stares at her deep into her eyes, his gaze turning more furious.
Until he smiles.
" I knew you had it in you "
He slowly drops her into the pile of pillows. He seats down on his chair once more and flashes her a smile before he continues.
" What do you call a robot that plays MOBA games? "
" A saltybot "
Claps and cheers emanated from the crowd, with a few sniffles.
" Now, ano- wait. A question addressed to the... screen? "
He stares into the flashcard.
" One. Give Ryuo a female name? "
He exhales a what.
" Two. When Gazef teleports, does Ryuo come with Skeletor or does he stay? "
" Who wrote this? "
" Three. When shall I extinguish all traces of humanity, making Ryuo lose all kindness and control turning him into a savage beast with a hunger for souls that he can never satia- what the fuck? "
He throws the flashcards to the floor and he stomps towards the door.
He turns the knob, but the door refuses to open.
" What the fuck is happening? "
This wasn't supposed to happen, you know?
" Who's there? "
Who I am does not matter.
The flashcards float towards Ryuo.
All these people make your existence possible, and you refuse to pay them respect?
" What do you mean? I beat your friends ass in a while back, you know? "
Oh, him. I made you kill him.
" What do you mean you made me kill him? I did it on my own accord! "
Ryuo slaps himself.
" Are you stupid? Of course I won- "
Ryuo slaps himself.
" Ow... "
Do you believe me now?
" Hell no. You are just some stupid dumbass who thinks they are God. Well sadly for you I am an atheist! "
Ryuo folds himself twelve times.
" Are you serious? That some stupid shit. "
He says as he reaches for his toes.
" Alright! Alright! I'm sorry please don't kill me! "
He pleads as his legs began to fold.
They stop.
My only order that I have left.
Is.
Kiss your ass.
" What the fuck! "
He bends over, his head slinking beyond his legs.
Shalltear smiles as she slides a hand into her blouse, and Clementine hides behind some pillows.
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