Leo: BING BADA BOOM! HAPPY FOURTH BABY!
Piper: So...what have you got in store for us, Leo?
Leo: Something special....
Percy: Um excuse me, did you get my request of that FInding Nemo scene?
Leo: oh we got it...
Will Herondale: How about my request of me killing a werewolf ?
Maia Roberts: um excuse you.
Calypso: And me growing my herbs?
Leo: yes, yes, yes. I got them all. But I did none of them. So sucks for you haha k bye.
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Aria Montgomery: OOh! We can come to the fireworks right?
Hanna Marin: *cries* but I need a date
Travis Hobbs: but I'm right here!
Hanna Marin: No, I want Caleb.
Caleb Rivers: das' right biatch.
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Lizzy (the author!): Okay, since this book is about everybody, let's go around with our life stories!
Leo: So..who's going first?
Percy: I will. *clears throat*
Percy Jackson: So when I was 12 I found out I was a demigod. And then I found out Zeus caused so much crap because he couldn't keep his pants on. Then I defeated my grandfather and Annabeth's former crush. Weird...
Percy Jackson: Then, when I thought this shit was done, Hera took me to some Roman Camp and now I'm on my way to go kill some giants.
Percy Jackson: So then Annabeth had to be a klutz and fall into Tartarus. Now, lol I had to be so noble because I'm friggen Percy Jackson and I fell in with her. LOL big mistake.
Percy Jackson: Ok...but me being smart I came out and defeated more giants and it was all good.
Lizzy (the author!): wow okay. Very nice. Next?
Tris Prior: LOL I found out I was different from the rest of my society. Someone tried to kill me and I started a rebellion and died.
Lizzy (the author): um. Inspiring.
Caleb Rivers: Hi I'm Caleb. So I am from a foster home but thanks to my amazing, beautiful, girlfriend Hanna Marin I found my parents.
Caleb Rivers: I love Hanna more than I love life. I got shot for her and her friends.
Caleb RIvers: And one day she was stuck in this shady-ass town called Ravenswood. So I had to go get her. On the bus I met a girl (who is actually a slut) and we talked.
Caleb Rivers: So I found Hanna and while doing that, I found I was supposed to be dead. But that's my ancestor. So Miranda gets into a car crash and dies. But somehow I can communicate with her and now I'm trying to help her.
Caleb Rivers: And now that's canceled and I'm traveling to win my Hanna back.
Lizzy (the author!): Dang, that's rough man. (I totally ship Haleb though)
Allison Argent: I was a new girl and I met this amazing guy named Scott Mcall. I found out he's a werewolf though and that my family hunts werewolves.
Allison Argent: As we were finishing up defeating another supernatural little shit, I broke up with Scott because I'm a dumb person.
Allison Argent: But then Isaac came and he started liking me. I wanted to show Scott I was done so I hooked up with him and kinda liked him.
Allison Argent: Then some girl named Kira came and caused some supernatural shit and I got shot with an arrow. Then I told Scott I loved him and died.
Lizzy (the author!): Ooh girl. You and little Biscotti were perfection together. I'll see what i can do ;)
Augustus Waters: okay, okay. Do I talk now? Yes? LOL. So I fell in love with this girl named Hazel Grace Lancaster, but she played hard to get. If you ask me, she was already hard to want, but damn she looked like my ex Courtney and that was kinda a turn on.
Augustus Waters: Then we went to Amsterdam and I banged her and then we were all good. And I got cancer everywhere and died. But it's a good life, my friends. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up. *sticks cigarette in mouth*
Lizzy (the author!: *wipes tears*
Will Herondale: I don't bloody know what I am doing. All I can say is ducks scare the living tea out of my Welsh (attractive) ass. I was cursed to not love by some mary-sue pixie demon so I had to supress my feelings for Tessa.
Will Herondale: Then I found out it was a sick joke and I went to find her, but she was engaged to my sick bestie Jem. Now that would be a bloody bitch move so I let him take her. But turns out, that player became a silent brother and Tess is immortal so they obviously hooked up while I was dead. Now I'm alive and it's all good.
Lizzy (the author!): Yeah...we're dating k Will? Just letting you know.
Harry Styles: I'M A BLOODY FAMOUS BRIT POP SINGER AND THIRTEEN YEAR OLDS GET TURNED ON BY ME AND MY SEXINESS. THANK YOU ALL BYE.
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*fourth of July fireworks show*
{REAL LIFE POV. NOT TEXTING!}
"Wow, Leo did an awesome job this year," Piper says, snuggling in closer to Jason, who nods in agreement.
Jason looks over at the brick, who seems to be staring right back. Uh-oh.
Hanna grabs a piece of fruit off of Caleb's plate.
"Hey, now," Caleb scolds, holding his plate away from her. The two laugh and kiss while Travis sobs in the corner. Poor Travis....
"You guys are adorable!" Ali grins looking at them like they're her prized posessions. "Aren't they adorable, Em?"
But Emily doesn't hear. She's too busy looking at somebody with great fashion taste.
"What's her name?" Emily asks Toby.
Toby grins. He's been spending too much time at the camp, helping the Hephaestus cabin build things.
"Drew Tanaka. I heard she's a jerk."
Useful information, Toby.
Smiling softly, Scott Mcall looks over at Allison, who might be dead, but they can still see each other. If Caleb and Miranda can do it, then why can't they?
"I love you, Scott Mcall."
"You too, Allison Argent. I love you to."
"AND I LOVE YOU DEREK. AW MAN C'MON BABE!" Stiles tackles Derek, who punches him in the face.
While all this is happening, Lizzy (the author) smiles down on her babies. Will Herondale puts an arm around her.
"You did a good job," he smiles, kissing her head. Then he looks confused. "BY THE ANGEL! DEAR GOD WHAT AM I DOING YOU POSESSED ME! DEMON! YOU'RE A DUCK! A DEMONIC DUCK!" Will screams, trying to run away.
But Lizzy has the power. MWA HA HA HA HA HA bitches.
Fireworks explore over head. The crowd cheers and gasps in awe. The mortals have not seen anything like it! It's perfect. The couples kiss, the exes are pissed. It's all good in the fictional world.
Somewhere in the crowd, Augustus Waters smiles as he takes his second and current lovers hand.
"It's a good life, Hazel Grace. Okay?"
Everybody in unison replies:
"Okay."
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So this is it guys. I'm finished with the story!
i didn't even mean to finish it LOL. It's just the ending is perfect. Of course there will be a sequel. This one is short as hell.
Anyways, I love you! Thank you all for your support and yeah! byeeee lovlies
xoxo
-teenagebliss
or Lizzy. The author. ;p
