Bren: what's your favorite heavy metal band and song by them
Ryebread: what makes you beautiful by one direction
Bren: oh my god
Bren: throwback
Ryebread: rip the other three in that band that aren't Zayn or Harry
Ryebread: they're not dead they're just irrelevant
Bren: idk Zayn is kinda losing his relevance too
Bren: like has he done anything recently ?
Ryebread: idk I still hear his stuff on the radio sometimes
Bren: yeah sometimes
Bren: but its always the same song
Bren: and then you got harry over here with the new album
Ryebread: that's literally his only album
Ryebread: and its hardly new
Ryebread: it came out over a year ago
Bren: k well I'm sorry I didn't know you were a Harry styles stan
Spence: so this is what your relationship has come to
Spence: arguing over ex one direction members
Ryebread: yeah
Ryebread: fuck off Spencer
Bren: k but like they're all ex one direction members so you gotta be more specific fam
Spence: no I don't fuck you
Zeee: k wait I gotta disagree entirely with you like Zayn is still relevant
Zeee: you're just uncultured
Bren: I am being attacked
Bren: this chat is supposed to be a safe space 😭😭😭
Ryebread: mmmmm since when sweetie
Bren: since I said so fuck you
Ryebread: wow ok
Ryebread: violent
Spence: "this is a safe space"
Spence: literally ten seconds later
Spence: "fuck off no one loves you"
Bren: excuse me I did not say that
Spence: k but its something you would say
Bren: alright
Bren: you have a point
Bren: but like I can't say that to ry cause that would mean I don't exist so ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯
Zeee: *gag*
Bren: wait
Bren: actually
Bren: I'm down for not existing
Bren: ry sorry but no one loves you darling
Ryebread: wow ok
Ryebread: I mean I already knew that but
Bren: o
Bren: ok
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My mom is making me clean my room for my brothers grad party and like
????
Who's gonna be in my room at my brothers party????
Like maybe my cousin but she doesnt give a shit
And maybe Peter when he decides that he's had enough of people and goes to like steal my snare or something cause he's bored
But his life is a mess so he's used to itSo I basically fucking hate my brain cause its still over here getting my ass up at 6 even tho I'm staying up til 2 and like fam can you not
LikeThese are off for a reason
Like I just want freedom bjt my brain here is like
"Hell!!! You have to go to hell!!! Wake your dumb ass up you gotta go sweat to death in the eight million degree building!!!!"
Like honey no stopDoes anyone else have that one song that you like have to listen to every day or like is that just a me thing
Like my day just doesnt feel right if I don't listen to Happy Accidents by Saint Motel at least once and idk why
YOU ARE READING
Ryden Hell: The Sequel
FanfictionB!: heyyyyy Ryebread: hey ? Ryebread: whomst B!: wow already forgot huh B!: here maybe this will help Bren!: ? Ryebread: oh my god Sequel to the shit storm that is Ryden Kik But this one actually has some semblance of a plot, a true miracle