The new people in Gravity Falls (Assassination Classroom x Gravity Falls)

Chapter 2

    For the next two weeks, Maehara and the gang knew they were being watched by Dipper and Bill. He was waiting for the right moment to confront them. It was Tuesday with meant no homework day at Gravity Falls High! Maehara and Isogai woke around 5:50 am and decided to get ready and make breakfast for everyone. "Pancakes, scrambled eggs, toast and drinks! Looking good Isogai!" Maehara exclaimed to his "boyfriend" (husband). "Yeah, except you're not helping!"
"Hey! I'm helping by making everyone's plate...Besides, you know I can't cook!" It was silent and Maehara and Isogai's laughs rang out in the kitchen.
Everyone else woke up around 6:20. They saw Isogai's delicious cooking and drooled. Maehara already ate. "Bon appetit!" Isogai said. "Smile, sweet, sister, sadistic, surprise, service! We aren't stile!" Maehara joked. Everyone laughed, even Karasuma. It was now 7:30 when Maehara and Isogai headed out. "See ya suckers later!" While walking, Isogai hugged Maehara's arm. Maehara smiled and put a hand on Isogai's hand that showed. The scene to be honest was cute. They saw a car and quickly got out of the road. The car stopped as an old man got out. "HEY! DO YOU TWO NEED A LIFT!" The man shouted. "No! We're fine sir! But thanks for the offer!" Isogai shouted. Maehara grabbed Isogai's hand and ran away from the car. They looked back and saw Dipper and Bill. He glared at them and sped up. The car followed them so Maehara did one thing, he dug around in his backpack and took out a flash bomb. He threw it at the car. Karma and Nagisa ran towards the flash and ran after Maehara and Isogai. They managed to get out of view before the flash died down. "Damn brat. Are you guys okay?" The old man asked. Dipper, Bill and Mable nodded their heads. "I wonder why the orange haired guy threw that at us..." Dipper thought aloud. "Do I look like an expert at this stuff?" The old man asked sarcastically. "Yes Grunkle stan. Yes." Stan grumbled at Dipper's response. They got to school and who do you see? Maehara and the others. Grunkle Stan got out of the car and went up to him, this caused a scene. "WHY DID YOU THROW THAT AT US! YOU COULD-" Grunkle Stan was cut off by Maehara's laughing. "My name is Maehara Hiroto and I threw the flash bomb at you because you were FOLLOWING me and my boyfriend!" Karma went up to Maehara. "Oh my gosh, this is like the BIGGEST news ever Maehara!!" Isogai could see the man about to blow up so he went between them. "Stop it you three! People are staring!" Isogai looked at Maehara and Karma and said in japanese. "If you don't stop I WILL tell Karasuma." Karma and Maehara stopped and Maehara put an arm around Isogai and walked away. Karma glared at the old man and walked away. Nagisa was only one and he just got there. He was confused. He then saw the old man and then Karma. He bowed at the old man and ran to Karma. "Karma! What's going on?" Nagisa asked (japanese). "That old man you bowed to was stalking Maehara and Isogai and so Maehara reacted by throwing a flash bomb at that dammed man." Karma explained (japanese). "Ah." Nagisa and Karma walked to their first class while wishing Isogai and Maehara a good day. Isogai and Maehara walked to their class and sat at the back of the class. They couldn't understand the teacher since she was speaking a different language, like Spanish. "Maehara! Isogai! What are you doing!" Deciding to be a smart ass, Maehara slyly smirked. "We're trying to figure out what language you're speaking because we can't understand the bullshit you're talking about." Isogai stifled a laugh. Ultimately, they were sent out of the room. They had all of their stuff and decided to go to their second class which was coincidentally, with Karma and Nagisa. Maehara opened the door and Isogai walked in and sat in front of Karma and Nagisa. "Maehara, Isogai? What are you doing here?" Irina asked. "We were sent out because we couldn't understand the language that old hag was teaching. So we kind of cussed at her." Maehara said, closing his eyes and waving his hand in a dismissive way. Irina sighed. "Try not to do that again or else I'll...Punish you..." Dipper and his friends kind of gagged. They saw Karma and his friends. All it was, was a facepalm. Nagisa muttered to himself "Not again". Dipper was confused why Nagisa said that.
Lunch before you knew it. Dipper and Bill spent their lunch talking or looking at Maehara and his friends. Karma stood up and walked over to Bill's table. "Y'know, if you wanna hang out with us you could just get up and walk over to out table. Or are we to scary for you?" Bill and Dipper went wide eyed as Karma walked back to his table. How did they know they were watching them!?! Must be a trick! Right? The rest of the day went by quickly for everyone. Bill and Dipper hide behind trees and other stuff. They were 'spying' on Karma and his friends. The didn't notice Nagisa behind them until they felt something was behind them. They turned and screamed. "W-WHAT ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU HERE!!" Bill yelled. Everyone came out of the mystery and looked at Nagisa. Even Wendy. "I came to confront you constantly following me and my friends around. We move here and now you're following us around! Why! Is it because we're completely different races?" Nagisa shouted. "It's because you're weird!" Bill yelled. "Well so are you! Don't think we know about you, Bill Cipher!" With that, Nagisa ran. "Also, I'm sorry for how Maehara acted this morning!" Nagisa ran back to his house. Bill's blood ran cold. Grunkle Stan was fed up with this. He walked to their house. Dipper, Mabel and Bill followed in pursuit. When they got there, a giant yellow octopus creature was there! "Quite staring at my boobs! Pervert!!!" "Nyufufufufufufu!!" Irina swung a knife at the octopus. Nagisa came out and broke up the fight. "Koro Sensei! There's someone there" Nagisa shouted (japanese). Koro Sensei saw the neighbors and transformed into a tree??? Grunkle Stan was confused out of his mind. "Just who are you guys??" Irina walked up to him and hugged his arm. "I'm so very sorry you had to witness...That...Maybe I could make it up to you sometime??" Grunkle Stan blushed madly and nodded. "Sounds good! Tata!" Irina went into the house. Nagisa was the only person besides that tree thing. "How may I help you guys?" Nagisa nervously laughed and sweat dropped. "Who are you guys?" Nagisa's blue eyes stared into Dipper's brown ones. The tension became thick..."We're people you don't want to get involved with." Karma said. Nagisa felt Karma wrap his arms around him. "Now get off our turf Pines." They flinched at Karma's voice. "HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE!!" "Because..." Karma started. Koro Sensei then went to his normal form. "We know this because we did a little research before coming here! Bwooop." Koro sensei pushed the neighbors away. "Bye! Have a wonderful day!" It was official, the neighbors have a big secret. Bill and Dipper decided to do some of their own research...