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TongTong: Hey
TingTing: Hello, welcome to Tinder how may I help you?
TongTong: Get out.
TingTing: Girl, you're the one who copied my username smh -_-
TongTong: Really? Accusing me? Typical of an unoriginal bitch!
TingTing: Okay you've passed. We're officially friends now
TongTong: Dude wtf. How are we friends?
TingTing: You were able to keep up with the queen of sass so you've passed my test and are permitted to be friends with me now! Congrats honey!
TongTong: Uh hate to break it to you princess but you didn't pass my test!
TingTing: Peasant.
TongTong: Okay you passed ig
TingTing: Do you want to get boba sometime Or noodles Or hot pot
TongTong: Okay now we're talking! I'm such a fatass how about we just get all three
TingTing: Alright it's set when we meet irl that's what we're doing first
TongTong: Wow look at me making plans with a stranger I met online
TingTing: As I always tell my kids, stranger danger!
TongTong: Hold up you've got kids??
TingTing: Yeah seven kids and a husband who AINT SHIT
TongTong: Dang that's tough man, wanna vent? I've got nothing better to do
TingTing: You have no idea what it's like! The youngest goes around screeching while my meme child follows him and copies whatever he's doing! Then there's my soft boy who had a bad dreads phase but he's good now and then this B O O G I E child who I swear is in love with my man! And I'm not even close to finished! Then there's this other one that loves to eat bread and never leaves my son with the heavenly voice alone! Then there's my sunshine son that's so soft and lovable and is the human version of a puppy! And then there's my husband.
TongTong: Wow I'm sorry man that's a lot
TingTing: And that's just the tip of the iceberg! My husband acts like he is this sexy god but he's just so fluffy inside! He's supposed to be caring for our children but he just eggs on the kids and here I am feeling like a single mother of eight instead of a married man with seven!
TongTong: I mean I've got a younger sister if that makes you feel better?
TingTing: Oh you've got it worse I'm sorry
TongTong: Dude are you fr. You're MARRIED With CHILDREN Why are you even on Tinder?
TingTing: Well I mean not technically married, but we take care of the kids. And they're not even mine, they're all adopted so...
TongTong: Ah that explains a lot
TingTing: I'm sorry I've got to go, the youngest one just set fire to meme child's hair
TongTong: Good luck!
Zhu Zhengting has gone offline Guan Xiaotong has gone offline
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A/N: Hey everybody! Hope you like the first chapter so far, please leave feedback so I can improve!
