[may contain swearing and smut]
rattytroye : JACOB OMG
rattytroye : THERES THIS CUTE BOY IN THE CAFE IM IN RIGHT NOW
jacobbix : but I'm not in a cafe right now?
rattytroye : OMG HES LOOKING AT ME
rattytroye : HES WALKING OVER WHAT THE HELL
rattytroye : oh nevermind he went to his boyfriend :(
rattytroye : y'know I want a lover
jacobbix : same.
rattytroye : hA remember 'two single gay guys texting'
rattytroye : something along those lines
jacobbix : lmao didn't you just get out of a relationship??
rattytroye : yes
rattytroye : I wanna go to a gay club
jacobbix : oh god
rattytroye : at my local one there's a really good lap dancer
jacobbix : what's his stripper name?
rattytroye : doughy
jacobbix : shit name
rattytroye : hes got a pretty doughy ass so makes sense
jacobbix : we are weird people I'm just saying
rattytroye : we are queer gays
jacobbix : troye.
jacobbix : gay and queer are pretty much the same.
rattytroye : pshhhh doesnrvmaytet
jacobbix : are you all good?
rattytroye : I may have put tequila in my coffee
jacobbix : TROYE YOU ARE 16 HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET ALCOHOL
rattytroye : I stole it from my boyfriend before I left
jacobbix : it's annoying how I don't even know where you are so I can stop you
rattytroye : I'm from Malibu ;)
jacobbix : no shit
jacobbix : where are you right now?
rattytroye : at a cafe jakey
jacobbix : text me when you're sober oh my god
*a/n I feel as if these are getting worse, i promise some juicy stuff will happen s**n*
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Fanfictiontroye_da_boy : sorry who's this? jacobbix : you're troy from the party last night right? * I did mean to spell it troy so pls don't attack me lmao*
