toradora x danganronpa crossover

Kaito

  Hey, I'm serious. She is almost a full 20cm shorter than me. Like, 160cm plus. 

'Eh?' I heard some voices, laughing, some scared, some frightened. 'Holy shit damn, he's heading into a full battle!' 'Kaito Momota and Maki Harukawa, the two bad asses are already clashing!'

I looked down and saw that a girl crashed into me. I was supposed to be suprised, and I was, no doubt. I quickly moved out of the way. 

Whoa, she's so small... Just like a tiny doll.. But she had this aura, like if you mistook just one step, she could swallow you...

'Whoa! The Weirdo and Palmtop Lion is gonna have war!' Two girls' voices echoed from inside the classroom. 

Palmtop lion....

Oh i got it! Fierce but tiny! With lots and lots of long hair..= mane!

'I got i-'

The 'Palmtop Lion' punched me in the chin. I felt passing out......

but before that, i remember thinking, the name fits perfectly.

After class, the teacher left. I heard Kokichi talking to the Palmtop lion. ' Are you okay? You've been sneezing a lot lately.' 'I went to the doctor. He said that it is caused by too much house dust or something.' Palmtop lion sneezed again.

So, Palmtop tiger is friends with Kokichi Ouma?! No! What if he likes her and she likes him back?

'Hey, you okay?' Shuichi's voice interrupt my thoughts.

 'Yeah, I ain't sick after all.' 

'Hey you were pretty strong there, dude.'

'Oh,you heard,'

'Yeah, now the class is talking about it.'

I heard a group of girls talking about it.

'Hey did you hear about it?' 'Yeah' 'Well, Kaito only looks weird, he's not really fierce or scary..'

Shuichi tells me this way it's easier to clear up the misunderstanding. The misunderstanding that I'm a crazy weirdo that belongs in the hospital.

'H-hey, Kaito, you don't really not know where you're going to go in the future, are you?'

The teacher speaks to me. Yeah, see, there's this idiotic questionnaire about your future. I don't know. I'm probably gonna go to university and get a office job. I know for a fact that if i open a grocery shop or a family mart nobody would go after seeing my face and hair. I had that experience from helping my uncle in work last holiday. He fired me because i was losing all his customers. 

'I-I don't know. '

'But i really need you to turn in yours... the others have all submitted theirs.' The teacher looks awkward while speaking. 

'Ah, I'm sorry, I forgo-'

'Ple-please!I'm sorry! I'm sorry!' Before i even finished, the teacher put her hands together and curled a body into a ball. Figures that even my own teacher is afraid of me. Afraid that i might go koo koo and kill someone.

'Ah...Hah...Okay.'

I run in the classroom. I left my bag there before meeting the teacher.

The moment i stepped at the door, a dozen chairs and tables flew out.

I was like, WHATTT?!

then a cupboard fell down.

I was seriously prepared to run for help and shout ghost till a girl rolled out from the cupboard.

Then i was prepared to run for dear life and scream weirdo.

Till i saw her face.

Then i was prepared to just run.

It was the previous Palmtop Lion.

'My bag.. my bag... my bag..' I rushed for my bag with a face like 0 u 0......

I'll just leave her be...

I took my bag, till halfway she stopped me. 'What do you think you're doing...?'She stuttered.

'I-I Just came to take my bag...'I told her. She looked like she just swallowed a watermelon whole without chewing.

'Tha-that's your b-bag?! Isn't your seat the n-next one?'

Beside my seat there was Shuichi's bag. His bag was exactly like mine.

'Don't say i got them mixed up..' She still looked like O.O

And then the weirdo pounced on me. And snatched my bag. Or rather, tried to.

'Why do you want my bag?'

she continued pulling on her side.

'Hey, Quit it already!'

'A-Achooooo!'

Palmtop lion sneezed a powerful one, making her lose her grip and making me fall on my butt.

'Why you...Uh....Are you okay?'

She walked to the door. 'Idiot!' And slammed the door shut.

She's a mess. =o=

I looked around me. All the desks were scattered, some even upside down.

'It's a mess.'

Well, i stayed and made it all neat till night.

I put on my headphones. 'Ugh stupid hair....'

i pulled out a photo of my mom and dad and silently cursed the guy with black hair in a tuxedo.

'Just because i look like you I'm having loads of trouble, you know?!'

If i didn't have this face, no one would be afraid of me.

If i didn't have this stubborn hair, no one would laugh at me or call me weirdo.

Sigh...

I remembered some homework, so i searched my schoolbag.

Would you believe it, I found a letter for Shuichi Saihara from Maki Harukawa.

Maki Harukawa.... ain't she the Palmtop Lion from earlier? Why would be writing letters to Shuichi?

My mind replayed the scene she tried to snatch the schoolbag and calling me idiot...

Oh i Got it. She put this in my bag by mistake... I wonder what's inside..? My curiosity got better of me and i opened it. 

Oh that klutz. 

**The original is Palmtop Tiger, I didn't want to copy too much, so I changed a bit.