Living With The Doctor

Time Lords Of The Caribbean

Time Lords Of The Caribbean

Starring

-Eleventh Doctor

-You

-Captain Jack Harkness

-Captain Jack Sparrow

-Elizabeth Swan

-And a lot of rum

The salty water seemed to sink into your skin and dry your pours and make your throat feel like you had swallowed knives. You had thought it might be refreshing but the ocean was just as hot as the humid air.

“I can’t believe I just walked the plank.” You groaned to the Doctor. He was also dripping with water as you both stumbled onto the sandy beach.

“Yes it was quite rude! AND my TARDIS is on that ship!”

You fell deeper in despair as you remember that fact.

“That’s the second time I’ve watched that man sail away with my ship.” A man named Captain Jack Sparrow stared at his beloved Black Pearl as it sailed away. Leaving not only him but everyone on this retched island.

Everyone being you, the Doctor, a woman named Elizabeth, oh and-

“Yo ho! Yo ho! A pirate’s life for me!” Captain Jack Harkness was ringing out his jacket as he strolled onto the beach, chuckling at your ill luck.

The Doctor found his cheery tone quite annoying. “I’m glad you find this funny Jack, because unless we get back on that ship the last TARDIS in existence is gone. AND we’re stuck here in the Caribbean’s!”

“Oh come we’ve been in worse situations!” You chirped in, not wanting them to start bickering right now.

The Doctor noticed what you were trying to do and grudgingly agreed, a slight smile pulling at his lips. “Maybe…”

Jack found that funny. “Don’t you remember the time the Master decided to stop by?”

He put an arm over the Doctor’s shoulder and they both begin to reminisce. You plopped down in the hot white sand next to the other Captain Jack. “What are you doing?”

“Cleaning my gun, it’s full of sand.” He mumbled as he blew his disgusting breathe in the small crevices of the gun.

You glanced to your right to see Elizabeth in her torn and wet white dress walking toward you. She noticed that her footprints in the sand had met up with her, she had completely walked around the island.

“It’s really not all that big is it?” Jack didn’t even glance at her as he continued to mess with his pistol.

Elizabeth looked at him with annoyance and a drop of hate. “If you’re going to shoot me please do so without delay.” Her sandy blonde hair blew back with the wind.

Jack seemed to find her comment amusing and he stopped messing with his gun to lean forward, looking at her. “Is there a problem between us Ms. Swann?”

You knew the answer long before the question was asked. She’d been glaring at him like this was his fault the entire time. You had no idea if that was true.

You and the Doctor had been in the TARDIS when Jack appeared with his vortex manipulator. Before you could ask why he was there the TARDIS began to act up. The Doctor said time teleportation always gave her stomachs. He had to do an emergency landing. You had stepped out only to find you were on a pirate ship full of vial pirates. Captain Jack Sparrow and Ms. Swann were standing on the plank. Captain Barbossa claimed the blue box that had appeared was magic and that he would take it for himself. Then he sentenced all of you to walk the plank as well.