Bidybab #1: Hey, where's Baby?
Bidybab #2: I don't know... maybe Electro knows?
Bidybab #1 [annoyed]: Do we really have to ask him?
Bidybab #2: Why not?
Bidybab #1: He's weird.
Bidybab #2: Really? I think he's cool.
Bidybab #1: Until he shocks you.
Bidybab #2: That's what makes him cool!
Bidybab #1 [offended]: Hey!
Bidybab #2: *giggles* Come on. I think I saw him talking with the Minireenas.
Bidybab #1 [annoyed]: *rolls eyes* Ok... fine.
Bidybab #2: Hey! Electro! We need to ask you something.
Electrobab: Sure. What is it?
Bidybab #2: Do you know where Baby is?
Minireena #3: You should leave her alone!
Bidybab #2: Why?
Minireena #1: She seemed very mad..
Bidybab #1 [mumbles]: Sounds like her..
Bidybab #2: *kicks Bidybab #1 in the leg*
Bidybab #1: Ow!
Bonnet: Hey! What's going on here?
Ballora: Would you guys mind if you moved?
Bidybab #1: Yes, very much.
Bidybab #2: We can move, Ballora. Right? *glares at Bidybab #1*
Bidybab #1: *rolls eyes* Sure...
Bonnet: If you want to talk just do it somewhere else, ok? Before Ballora and her Mini-minions go after you and kick your faceplates off.
Electrobab: Of course, Bonnet. Let's go guys.
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Bidybab #1: Ok, so do you know why Baby is so mad?
Electrobab: Well... I don't know. It's probably getting shocked all the time at the sister location...
Bidybab #1: She's still mad at that? That was years ago!
Electrobab: If you would let me finish maybe it would make more sense.
Bidybab #2: Let him finish!
Electrobab: Thanks. Anyways, The other option is... Ariel.
Bidybab #1: Ariel? What could she do? She's a wolf!
Electrobab: That doesn't mean she isn't scary..
Bidybab #2: Electro's right.. she does have a powerful shovel...
Bidybab #1: That. Or you're all weak.
Electrobab: We're made of the same material.
Bidybab #2: Ya!
Circus Baby: Hey... what are you all talking about?
Bidybab #1: Ariel.
Bidybab #2: And the reasons on why you are so mad.
Circus Baby: Oh, really? What makes you think I'm mad?
Electrobab: You threatened Bonnet and Bon Bon that you would tear out their voice boxes if they made one more sound.
Circus Baby: They were getting on my nerves.
Bidybab #1: It's ok, Baby. I would've done the same.
Bidybab #2: All joking aside, why were you so furious?
Circus Baby: It's just Scrap Baby...
Electrobab & Bidybabs: Ohhhhhhh.
Circus Baby: Why you so surprised?
Electrobab: We thought you were mad at Ariel or the old location.
Circus Baby: I'm over that. And Ariel just annoys me now.
Electrobab: Really? She's scary... scarier than the Nightmares... and Purple Guy!
Bidybab #1: Hah! You're scared of a little teenage wolf?
Bidybab #2: Admit it! You're scared of her too!
Bidybab #1: Am not!
Bidybab #2: Am too!
Bidybab #1: AM. NOT!
Bidybab #2: AM TO~!
Circus Baby: I swear if your gonna keep fighting I'll go get Ariel and see how you like it!
Bidybab #1: I don't care, bring it!
Electrobab: Careful what you wish for...
Bidybab #1: What's the worst that could happen?
Electrobab: Hit you with the The Shovel? Dismantle you? Anything! If you get her ticked off enough...
Bidybab #1: Ok, see you later!
Bidybab #2: Where are you going?
Bidybab #1: I'm gonna prank Ariel!
Electrobab: You're gonna get yourself killed, AGAIN!
Bidybab #1: I'd like to see her try!
Electrobab [mumbles]: Your funeral..
Bidybab #1: What?
Electrobab: N-nothing!
Electrobab: *sighs* Will he ever learn?
Circus Baby: Probably not.
Bidybab #2: Let's go see what happens!
Circus Baby: This better be good!
Bidybab #2: You coming, Electro?
Electrobab: Right behind you!
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An Animatronic's Guide to Annoying Your Friends and Making the Readers Laugh
RandomThis is just a simple book with every Five Nights at Freddy's animatronic you can think of, also including me, my sister, Mike, Purple Guy, aka, William Afton, and other random people/things, having multiple conversations that will (hopefully) make...
