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Yeah, this is another character thing. They're funny, though?

Athena: You know a lot of the things the human race says are incorrect?

Antoinette: Yeah?

Athena: For example, we say things are on fire but fire is actually on things.

Antoinette: *shook* Wow...

Adriana: *sees box of Oreos* *makes seagull noise*

Adelina: Adri no!

Juliet: Adri no!

Regina: Adri no!

Adriana: Adri yes! *Swallows Oreo whole*

When Jules gets lost in a crowd:

Helene: Mel, where's your sister?

Melody: I got this. WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!

Jules: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Melody: Found her.

Glory: Since I've been with Hyacinth, I've learned a lot about rich people. For example, they name their children things like Hyacinth.

Hyacinth: *gasp* *sputter* Your parents named you Glory!

Glory: Poor peasant farmers can do whatever they want!

Alexia: *sticks tongue out repeatedly*

Zella: *touches shoe to Alexia's tongue*

Alexia: Mm, tastes like rubber bands.

Zella: And how do you know what those taste like?

Alexia: I used to suck on rubber bands when I was little.

Luca: I'm ordering takeout.

Elodie: I'm jealous!

Tris: I'm making potstickers for us.

Elodie: I'm not anymore!

Blaire on The 100:

*Her siblings get taken away for being like eighth children*

Blaire: That's so sad, Alexa play Despacito.

Aubrey: Yeah, I'm totally a bad girl. I'm badder than December, totally.

Shay: Sure...

Aubrey: *says a curse word* *someone walks by* oh gosh, they heard me! Someone help me get to Canada!

Dottie: I read in this book once that if a cow eats poisoned plants, it's milk will be poison.

Daisy: Yeah, I don't think it works that way. Cows have a ton of stomachs.

Dottie: How many stomachs, exactly?

Daisy: Like, fourteen.

Skyla: Hey Maesi, does your left heel hurt?

Maesi: It doesn't, why?

Skyla: Because mine does. I wanted to see if we had that twin thing.

Maesi: *kicks heel* now my heel hurts. Does yours?

Skyla: Not anymore.

Dinah: *was using an Alexa as a timer* Alexa end timer. *Boop*

Dinah: Alexa end timer. *Boop*

Dinah: Alexa end timer. *Boop*

Jenny: Alexa end timer. *Silence*

Jenny: What, I'm a theater kid!

Juliet: *is in the bathroom*

Small Adri: *knocks on door* *sings* do you wanna build a snowman?

Juliet: It's summer, Adri.

Small Adri: Come on, let's go and play...

Juliet: I'll be out in a minute.

Small Adri: I never see you anymore, so come out the door, it's like you've gone away!

Juliet: You saw me five minutes ago.

Small Adri: We used to be best buddies, but now we're not. I hope you could tell me why...

Juliet: That's it.

Small Adri: Do you wanna- *is cut off by Juliet leaving the bathroom with a toothbrush in her mouth*

Juliet: Happy?

The Linh-McKane family at dinner time:

Khalin: Did you know the toilet was invented by Mr. James Crapper?

Daisy: *chokes on water* seriously?!

Khalin: Yeah, you can Google it.

Lexie: So you're keeping me and my kid here against my will?

Marinette: At least your kid has made a friend?

Grant: Melody, nail polish is not a legitimate weapon!

Melody: *paints Grant's fingers and toes while he sleeps*

Grant: *wakes up the next morning* *gasps* I stand corrected.

Abby: I can't believe you're the sister of Adriana! It must be amazing!

Helene: I had to go to the ER once after she tried to teach me how to swallow Oreos whole.

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