Randomness

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Me: *randomly throwing potatoes at Hiccup*

Hiccup: Snow, WTH...?

Me: I'm booooored... *does some random cartwheel on a unicorn who's riding on a rainbow*

S6: O_o

Me: *gliding in the air while skittles come out of me* When I'm bored, I do random stuff~

Rapunzel: Let's just look at the dare...

Me: *doing telekinesis* Mkay...

"I dare Hiccelsa to do 3 hours in heaven"

Jack: Wait.

Elsa: What?

Hiccup: Why?

Me: *hanging upside down like a bat* We've haven't had a Hiccelsa moment in a while sooooo.... Let's make them shippers proud! *falls on Jack* YAY! PILLOW!

Rap and Anna: Get in durr!!! *pushing Hiccelsa in the closet*

... In the closet

Hiccelsa: ...

Elsa: Sometimes, I hate being to popular...

Hiccup: Same...

... Outside

Me: Jack, calm your boxers...

Jack: *placing his ear on the closet* I'm not wearing boxers!

Me: ............ Well, whatever. Calm your panties or whatever and stop eavesdropping.

Jack: How did you know I-

Merida: Got any 3s?

Rap: Go fish...

Anna and Merida: WE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY THIS STINKIN' GAME!!!

Me: ... *looking at Jack weirdly* ... Why?

... 1 hr later...

Hiccelsa: *eating chocolate*

... Back with the others

Me: *reading a Hic × Reader fanfic*

Anna: *facewalling* I'M BOOOOOOOORED...

Jack: I feel your pain...

Merida and Punzie: *exercising*

... 3 hrs later

Me: Ok time's u-

Jack: *dashes to the closet* *opens the closet door* *kisses "Elsa" on the lips*

Elsa: Jack, what are you doing kissing Hiccup...? O_o

Girls but me: 0.0

Me: He's "HiJack" ing him! *laughs hysterically*

S6 but Hic and Jack: *looks at me weirdly*

Me: Shutting up...

Hiccup: ... I'm scarred for life...

Me: This needs to go in the PlayGirl Magazine...

Merida: -_-

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