(i'm not bolding names sorry if it bothers you it takes a while.)
Richie: Your such a fucker.
Stan: It wasn't my fault! You fucking ditched her.
Richie: you told me the date was off fucker
stan: bitch
richie: whore
stan: whatever i'm texting the loser lovers.
Stan has left the chat...
stan: what's up bitches?
bill: shut up
mike: lmao hi
ben: sup
bev: heyo
eddie: does anyone know to open a jar of pickles?
stan: your so weird eddie
eddie: i can't open it and i'm hungry and it's the only food i have in my fridge
eddie: brb
richie: hey
stan: hey man i love you!! how
did your date go?richie: love you too man. No homo bc i like someone :)
mike: ouiiii
bill: probably just himself 🍆 👅 💦 😍😫
stan: shut up he probably actually likes someone and now i'm curious....
richie: oh no oh no. i ain't telling you this one stan. not one chance!
stan: come on richyyyyyy ;(
richie: no my dude sorry
stan: richhhyyyyy~
richie: stop your making me so wet
mike: ew back away. Come on baby let's go sext ;)
stan: your weird and that's why i love you
bev: this is adorable omg
bill: it is..
ben: mmm
mike: i'm waitinnnnggg
stan: eghh oookkk ;(
eddie: what did i miss
richie: a lot
eddie: ooh spillbev: you blind?
eddie: no
bev: so read it yourself and don't ask
eddie: aight chill.
ben: she's just stating
bill: shush guys i'll trying to study
ben: ooh look at bill being all nerdy 🤓
bill: shut the fuck up.
ben: no
eddie: nvm don't need to read this is juicy
bev: can y'all keep quite your annoying when you fight
Mike: Hey guys me and stan are back from our lovely talk. what's going on.
ben: nerdd
bill: shut up fatty
eddie: too much as you can see, you might as well grab the popcorn
mike: i see... *Grabs a gallon bucket of popcorn*
richie: your so childish bill
bill: stfu bitch
richie: bite me
bill: id be glad!
Richie has exited the chat...
~Richie to Stan~
Richie: Staaaaan
Stan: what pussy destroyerrichie: you know i'm 100% gay
richie: also i can't stop thinking about my crush i'm crushing on my crush rnnnnnn ahhhh
Stan: wait your gay...? you just dated a girl! omfg richie... is that why i make you wet? do you like me..? holy shot richie this is a big deal why didn't you tell me this we are best friends! you can't be gay who the fuck to i ask for girl advice. oh wait i'm gay too.. well that's great. and it's great that you told me and i can't believe i was the first one you've told. or if you told anyone else then that's ok at least i'm 2 or 3 also yeah that's what crushes are it's when your crushing on someone you like them. cool good for you about your crush hope she/he likes you back my dood.
richie: wait you didn't know? i came out a while ago! also thanks u hope he likes me back... But also i told all of you and you all said good for you and started to dance and.
richie: oooohhh...
stan: wait what?
richie: shit fuck
stan: reggie tell me rn
richie: stop calling me
reggie you fucking prickstan: geez lmao your language.
richie: it was a dream because after i confessed, you guys said good for you and started to dance and i was confused as i why you guy were dancing in the middle of the library.
stan: weird dream man. also it doesn't matter i'm glad you told me i accept you either way but don't crush on me i want you as a best friend and only a best friend
richie: i don't like you
stan: i make you wet tho.
richie: oh please, you don't excite me it's because i like boys and your kinda hot but i like someone else that's cuter then you and when i think about him well when i talk to you i think i'm talking to him so you make me wet and ur pretty smexy urself
stan: aw thanks also i gtg so bye
richie: bye whore
stan: bye pussy licker
richie: ew ya nasty