crushing on my crush

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(i'm not bolding names sorry if it bothers you it takes a while.)

                                     Richie: Your such a fucker.

Stan: It wasn't my fault! You fucking ditched her.

         Richie: you told me the date was off fucker

stan: bitch

                                                              richie: whore

stan: whatever i'm texting the loser lovers.

                     Stan has left the chat...

stan: what's up bitches?

bill: shut up

mike: lmao hi

ben: sup

bev: heyo

eddie: does anyone know to open a jar of pickles?

stan: your so weird eddie

eddie: i can't open it and i'm hungry and it's the only food i have in my fridge

eddie: brb
                                                                   richie: hey
stan: hey man i love you!! how
did your date go?

      richie: love you too man. No homo bc i like   someone :)

mike: ouiiii

bill: probably just himself 🍆 👅 💦 😍😫

stan: shut up he probably actually likes someone and now i'm curious....

                               richie: oh no oh no. i ain't telling you this one stan. not one chance!

stan: come on richyyyyyy ;(

                                          richie: no my dude sorry

stan: richhhyyyyy~

                     richie: stop your making me so wet

mike: ew back away. Come on baby let's go sext ;)

stan: your weird and that's why i love you

bev: this is adorable omg

bill: it is..

ben: mmm

mike: i'm waitinnnnggg

stan: eghh oookkk ;(

eddie: what did i miss

                                                                  richie: a lot
eddie: ooh spill

bev: you blind?

eddie: no

bev: so read it yourself and don't ask

eddie: aight chill.

ben: she's just stating

bill: shush guys i'll trying to study

ben: ooh look at bill being all nerdy 🤓

bill: shut the fuck up.

ben: no

eddie: nvm don't need to read this is juicy

bev: can y'all keep quite your annoying when you fight

Mike: Hey guys me and stan are back from our lovely talk. what's going on.

ben: nerdd

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bill: shut up fatty

eddie: too much as you can see, you might as well grab the popcorn

mike: i see... *Grabs a gallon bucket of popcorn*

                                      richie: your so childish bill

bill: stfu bitch

                                                            richie: bite me

bill: id be glad!

                  Richie has exited the chat...

                           ~Richie to Stan~
                                                        Richie: Staaaaan
Stan: what pussy destroyer

                               richie: you know i'm 100% gay

richie: also i can't stop thinking about my crush i'm crushing on my crush rnnnnnn ahhhh

Stan: wait your gay...? you just dated a girl! omfg richie... is that why i make you wet? do you like me..? holy shot richie this is a big deal why didn't you tell me this we are best friends! you can't be gay who the fuck to i ask for girl advice. oh wait i'm gay too.. well that's great. and it's great that you told me and i can't believe i was the first one you've told. or if you told anyone else then that's ok at least i'm 2 or 3 also yeah that's what crushes are it's when your crushing on someone you like them. cool good for you about your crush hope she/he likes you back my dood.

                                     richie: wait you didn't know? i came out a while ago! also thanks u hope he likes me back... But also i told all of you and you all said good for you and started to dance and.

                                                      richie: oooohhh...

stan: wait what?

                                                          richie: shit fuck

stan: reggie tell me rn

                                      richie: stop calling me
                                      reggie you fucking prick

stan: geez lmao your language.

                             richie: it was a dream because after i confessed, you guys said good for you and started to dance and i was confused as i why you guy were dancing in the middle of the library.

stan: weird dream man. also it doesn't matter i'm glad you told me i accept you either way but don't crush on me i want you as a best friend and only a best friend

                                               richie: i don't like you

stan: i make you wet tho.

richie: oh please, you don't excite me it's because i like boys and your kinda hot but i like someone else that's cuter then you and when i think about him well when i talk to you i think i'm talking to him so you make me wet and ur pretty smexy urself

stan: aw thanks also i gtg so bye

richie: bye whore

stan: bye pussy licker

richie: ew  ya nasty

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