Forget prince charming. Go for the wolf. He can see you better, hear you better, and eat you better.
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You're not speaking to me anymore?
Really?
Promise?
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You know what I like about people? Their dogs.
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Have you ever had those days when you are holding a stick and everybody looks like a pinata?
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Listen, I'm a nice person.
So if I'm a bitch to you, you gotta ask yourself why.
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Sarcasm was created to confuse the idiots, idiot.
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I've got a good heart but this mouth...
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You inspire my inner serial killer.
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When someone says, "Expect the unexpected."
Slap them and say, "You didn't expect that, did you?"
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I may not be perfect, but atleast I'm not you.
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You don't have to die to be dead to me. I have mental funerals on a daily basis.
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Sometimes I wish I was a nicer person but then I laugh and continue my day.
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The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.
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My smart mouth always gets me in trouble. And if it's not my mouth, it's my facial expressions.
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I'm not arguing. I'm simply explaining why I'm right.
