chris brown imagines

nigga trippin

So imagine you and chris are at home watching tv well the tv watching yall chris wake up to the damn door bell ringing at 4:30am tf!!!

u don't hear any thing so u being u u go down stairs and see some ugly women looking like she came from the trash can outside

me: Bae who is that at the door

???: don't worry bitch chris get ya lil hoe i ain't the obe

me: bitch i wasn't talking to you now chris why the hell is this ugly bith rang the damn door an 5 some in the damn morning

Chris: bae can u keep ur voice down

me: nigga u no what yea i can *LOUD ASS HELL* NIGGA IF U DOBT TELL ME WHO THE FUCK IS AT MY DOOR THIS EARLY IN THE DAMN MORNING SOMEBODY GETTING FUCK UP NOW WHO IS THIS HOE

Chris: *head down*

me: CHRISTOPHER

CHRIS: my babymama

me : HELL MOTHER FUCKIN NO YOU NO WHAT LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE SHUT UP AND GET OUT  ITS 6 A GOT DAMN O CLOCK IN THE MORNING WANT ME TO TELL U WHY CAUSE EVERY BODY FUCKING NO NOT TO WAKE ME THE FUCK UP SO LEAVE

chris: baby

Me: GET OUT

chris: baby I'm just playin okay this is my cuz

me: *laughing* U THINK I GIVE A FUCK HELL MOTHER FUCKIN NO U KNOW WHAT SLEEP IN THE FUCKING COUCH AND UR GONNA CLEAN AND COOK ALL MOTHER FUCKING DAY FIR THE REST OF THE WEEK AND ITS MONDAY GET THE MOTHER FUCKIN CLEANING GOOD MOTHER FUCKIN NIGHT