1) People who chew food/gum loudly; Oh my frick this is the worst thing in the world! Nobody wants to here your saliva covered food slosh around your mouth! If anyone in my school did this I will NOT hesitate to strangle you right then and there!
2) Slow walkers; NO this is not okay. I have places to go and people to see. (well maybe not but still) You are not in the walking dead so move honey. (*luke hemmings voice* dont move honey!) If you're walking and abruptly stop in the middle of the sidewalk I will take your phone and throw it into the street.
3) Read but don't respond; If you have that little thing on your iPhone that says 'Read 3:00' then you'll understand what I'm saying. Anyway, if you read my text and that thing appears, but you don't respond I will ambush you with texts you little self riotous ass!
Yeah that sucked but it'll get better. Hopefully
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