Warning: THis has some intense stuff such as 18+ scenes
Shrektastic
"Hello, Shrek." The cactus said as Shrek let go. "Hello, cactus." "Wanna do sum cacti" The cactus winked at shrek, making him blush. "Yes" He responded. Shrek took out an onion and lodged it into the cactus.
Days later, Cactus walks into the living room to see Shrek watching America's Got Talent while drinking some stale beer. "Shrek, I'm pregananant." The cactus says, and Shrek smiled. Shrek hugs the cactus. "I loaf you, cactus."
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Shrektastic - A Shrek Story
FanfictionShrek became depressed after Fiona had cheated on him with Donkey, until he met someone special.
