Yes, thots.
Before any of you die-hard religious people with no humour decide to jump me, this is made purely to crack a joke.
Seriously, don't be a douche, this "story" is all fun and games...
In the language of millennial:
THOT.
ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY
CHANGED SECTIONS WILL BE IN ITALICS...MOSTLY.
Now, please proceed!
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THOT: The Bible Rewritten
HumorEver wondered how the bible would've been affected by our large mass of thots if it were to be written in modern-day thotland? Yeah, neither have I. So enjoy every page from the existing Bible translated into millennial language: THOT. (This is not...