Day 267

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All, get your game faces on.
We're gonna do a Pokerap!

Ganondorf: Please get the easy part, please get the easy part.

Giovanni: Please get the hard part, Ple-
I'll do the easy part, you get the hard part
Giovanni: Yes!
Ganondorf: No!

Now here we go!

I wanna be the best

Like no one ever was

To catch them is my test
To train them is my cause!

Dedede: Chicken, watermelon, butter, peanuts
Giovanni: Rattata, Pidgey, Magmar, wait what!
Dedede: Gummy Bears, Cookies, Lots of jelly
Giovanni: If you want to sing then do it correctly!

Pokemon!

Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all
Pokemon

It seems like this music

Is going wrong
But then I don't care
Because I like this song

Bowser: So how exactly do we sing this?
Ganondorf: Well we rhyme some words like um... this?
Giovanni: Hey! Two of the same word don't count as a rhyme!
Ganondorf: I thought it did so all the time!

Dedede: Food, food, food food, food food
Dedede: Food, food, food food, food food
Dedede: Food, food, food food, food food
Dedede: Food, food, food food, food food

Giovanni: Ugh

Pokemon!

I want to travel around, so many places to see
And then I will discover my destiny!

Ganondorf: This is boring, I don't wanna do this
Giovanni: That's because everyone basically messed up this

Ganondorf: Hah! Now you did the bad rhyme now!
Giovanni: Grr, I could just strangle you right... now?

Pokemon!

I want to travel around, so many places to see
And then I will discover my destiny!

Bowser: Mario, Luigi, Wario, Wah!
Bowser: He was always crying for his ma
Bowser: He never made it to the ultimate smash
Bowser: And now his morality system crashed

Um, ok.
Pokemon!

Final verses y'all!

Bowser: Thank you for watching, please subscribe!

Ganondorf: Remember to give a positive vibe
Dedede: Food food food an ime hungree
Giovanni: We won't feed him again, agree?

Pokemon!

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