Ty-Guy- Senpai
Yui- Yandere-chan
Info-chisel- Info-chan
Ayano- Osana Najimi
Linkle-chan- Amai Odayaka
Heather Chandler- Kizana Sunobu
Samuel Jackson- Mida Rana
Richard/Natasha- Hanako Yamada
Alexarina Airharp- Mind Slave
Uncie Dan Dan- Police Captain
Saybean- Megami Saikou
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Yui: "Wow, jeez, I feel like I've been doing nothing for, like, forever!"
Ty-Guy: "Doesn't it feel like we've been just sitting here... for months... while our authors are just lazing around?"
Yui: "Cheers to that, bruh."
Ayano: "SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET ALONG WITH THIS DAMN STORY! IT HAS BEEN MONTHS, BTHCESSSSSSS!!!"
Ty: "Who TF are you calling 'BITHCES', NIGGR?"
Ayano: -throws table-
Yui: "AYANO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!" -throws knife-
Ayano: -dies again-
Yui: (satisfied) "Nyan~!"
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Hey, can you text me the list again? But, like, without the dead people?-
-Sure
-It's just Heather Chandler, and Tyler's new sister. Oh, and an addition has been made to the list?
Really?!-
-Yeah. Saybean. She's the new student president.
Noice.-
Yui: "Chill, another person to kill."
Uncie Dan Dan: "ALRIGHT! EVERYBODY STAND IN A SINGLE FILE LINE, AND
GO INTO THE SHADY WHITE VAN WHEN YOUR NAME IS CALLED!!! INFO-CHISEL!"
Info: "Shit."
Info: -follows Uncie Dan Dan into the van-
Yui: (Thinking) Holy chicken nuggets! We're all being interrogated! The po-po is here!
Info: -leaves the shady white van, relieved-
Dan: "FUCKING WEEB!"
Ty-guy: "I swear, I'm not on crack!" -goes into the van-
Ty-guy, leaving: "I'M FREEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
Dan: "RICHARD!"
Richard/Natasha: "Coming~!" -skips into the van-
Richard: -leaves after a while-
Dan: "YUI!"
Yui: "Heck frick."
Dan: "NO CURSING ON THIS CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!"
Yui: -extremely high pitched- "SCREW YOU, I'M A RADICAL DOOD!"
Dan: "JUST GO INTO THE VAN ALREADY!!!"
Yui: -earrapingly high pitched- "NYANYANYANYANA!"
Yui: -goes into the van-
Yui: "Saybean?!"
Saybean: "Yui?! Whoa, it's been a while!"
Yui: "I know, right? What are you doing in this van?"
Saybean: "I'm giving out free candy. And, y'know..." -blushes while looking at Dan Dan-
Yui: "HOLY BLEEPING CHICKEN-Y HECK FRICK!!!"
Dan: "WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE, BITCH!!!"
Yui: "NO U!!!"
Saybean: "Bitches, bitches, you're both beautiful-"
Yui: "Heck, I know it! I'm FaBuLoUs~!" -flips hair that was longer than it was when this story first started-
Saybean: "Okay, so, I don't think you're the murderer, and I'm the student president so I can say that. You can go now. Oh, and if you ever do find the murderer, tell me! It's kinda my job to work with the police and stuff now."
Yui: "Yeah, I'm too lazy to be a murderer. And what kind of a killer has asthma?!"
Dan: -grumpily- "You'd be surprised."
Yui: "Ah, no one asked you, Mr. Grumpy-mc-grumper-doodles-noodle."
Dan: "FUCK you, CUNT."
Yui: "Yeah, I'd screw me too if I weren't ACE! ACE ACE, BABYYYYY!"
Yui: -leaves the shady white van-
Yui: -calls Alexarina Airharp-
Yui: "Alright, it's time."
Alex: "Kill, kill, kill..."
Yui: "Yuppers! Kill Saybean and Dan Dan. And then yourself; we can't get any evidence on me! Oh, but do it in one hour."
Alex: "Affirmative... kill, kill, kill..."
Yui: "Time to find my ex..." -sigh-...
---(A few minutes earlier, when Tyler was still in the van)---
Tyler: "It's Yui. We all know it."
Saybean: "Yeah.... no."'
Tyler: "Daniel, you have to believe me! Yui is the killer! She's been acting so weird lately- more weird than usual!"
Dan: "How did you know my name?"
Tyler: "SHIT, dude, I forgot that the family doesn't exist here..."
Saybean: "The family?"
Tyler: "Never mind..."
---(back to normal)---
Heather Chandler: "OH MY GOSH, YOU CAN'T BE JULIET! YOU CAN'T SING, IDIOT!"
Random kid: "Okay."
Yui: "Waifu?"
Heather: "Whomst?"
Yui: "I said 'Heather'"
Heather: "Oh, that's me! Do you need something?"
Yui: "Um... yeah, I need help getting this knife out of this box. You see, I was trying to cut the tape, and then the knife got stuck..."
Heather: "Oh, sure." -pulls the knife out of the box-
Yui: -thinking- Yes, now she has her fingerprints on it!
Yui: "Okay, thank you!" -using gloves to hold the knife-
Yui: -looks around; no one is around-
Yui: -stabs Heather's neck-
Heather: "W-wha-" -dies-
Yui: -rearranges the ways that Heather fell over so that it looks like a suicide.-
Yui: "Perfect!"
Yui: -happily skips away while humming nyan cat-
Enduwu
