Kylie woke up on a fine morning, the bright and sunny rays of light peeking through the blinds of her bed room.
She 'hopped' out of bed and skipped to the bathroom and applied her 5th layer of mascara bc after all, she needed to look good for her boyfriend Henry Stiles from Teen Wolf.
Kylie took a glance at the shower next to her and shrugged, "Who needz a showa if I can lewk dis flawless wit out 1!!!"
She skipped over putting deodorant bc who needs that either.
And although she was on her period, she never mentioned it.
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT KYLIE?
I WILL BET THAT YOUR PANTIES HAVE LARGE RED STAINS IN THEM AND THAT YOUR ARMPITS SMELL LIKE COMPLETE SHIT
I FEEL BAD FOR HENRY
"Gawd, Kylie!!! Did u even take a showa?" Henry smells my armpit. "Or put on deodorant???"
I smile and ruffle henry's curly mop head, "Oh silly! Of curs I didn't!!"
Okay I may or may not be going to far with this but srsly???
Why do stories skip out on these things?
I mean I cant even go on the whole day without at least taking one shower so how does Kylie do it? Tell me your secrets, Kylie?
hOW DO YOU MANAGE TO LOOK FLAWLESS, HAVE A BOYFRIEND, AND STINK AT THE SAME TIME.
and the girl doesnt even have her period like at all
Nope
Go ahead and skip your time of the month because who needs blood flowing from your vagina for seven days??
NOT KYLIE
wow
she must have some serious hygiene issues then
If i were henry
I would dump her for a cleaner girl
BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS
please include hygiene in stories such as,
1) WASHING HANDS
2) BRUSHING YOUR TEETH
3) TAKING A SHOWER
Those are just the basics okaaaii
And REMEMBER
nobody likes a smelly Kylie
not even Henry Stiles
from Teen Wolf
- Kiana
YOU ARE READING
THE A.D.D. BUNCH
Humorbasically a book filled with random rants and fanfic rants beware bc too much $wag