I wasn't gonna update, but here we are.
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Here is a tip.
Your brother is not worth it.
Vihaan might choke on his coughing. I might kill Arav for grinning so much. The only person who is making this a little bit entertaining is none other than my mother.
Who knew?
"Aisha," Dad sits and holds my hand, "I want you to know that I am okay with you dating but... Why do you need to? If you want gifts I will give them to you!"
"It's not gifts" Mom interrupts.
Dad sighs and looks at her. She looks like she is having her best time yet.
"Look... Boys at this age.... They are... Very very dumb." He continues.
"Yeah they are." Mom looks at Dad almost accusing him for the crime.
"Dad, I live with three men, Boys are always dumb. Age just doesn't matter."
"Are you saying I am dumb."
"You are saying that."
"Thin lines Aisha." Arav murmurs.
"You sure you don't want water? You really need it." Mom asks Vihaan.
"You could go and get him." Dad suggests.
"And miss this? Not in this life."
Someone please give her some popcorn.
"Alright so where was I? Yeah, fine if that keeps you away from them, men are dumb at all ages."
"What took you so long to understand?"
I cover my mouth with my hand. My Mom is killing it.
"Anyways, this is not the age... You have studies and so many more things to do!"
"Dad."
"Yeah fine, so maybe it's time for the talk."
This time I choke.
"Oh, this is going great."
Dad sighs loudly. "So... At this age...you will have urges to... You know... Try... Try new things. But it... It's dangerous."
I hide my smile, Dad is so embarassed and stressed and he is sweating. Vihaan is more red than a tomato and Arav just took out chips from Suku's bag.
"Pass it here." Mom says putting her hand out. Dad smacks it and mouths 'Concentrate.' Arav gets up and sits beside her. They are whispering to eachother and grinning.
Attaboy.
"So... Like you know you are curious at this age and... And I get it, I have been through it too... A long time ago."
"A long long time ago." Mom scoffs.
Dad wipes his sweat.
"So choose... Uh... Wisely. And be very protective about yourself, because once you let your guard down.... This happens and that happens... And you do a mistake and... And you become... Really fat."
"Dad!"
I have never been this embarassed. Vihaan gets up but Dad gestures him to sit.
"It's a life lesson."
Mom laughs. "I can't take this. Oh god! You get really fat?!"
"Dad, here, I get it. And you know what I am capable of it. And I know this stuff."
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Not Me It Was Him.
Teen FictionCOMPLETED. Highest rank #1 in Chicklit. #1 in Teen. #3 in teenfiction. #7 in youngadultfiction "AISHA!!" my dear brother shouted. Perhaps he had finally seen his head. I am so satisfied. All the work behind this prank was awesome. Shrey finally ca...
