Funny Tales Of Blazelite

GAY FOR MADARA

One time, I remember that my friend liked a Madara AMV on musical.ly from last year when I was scrolling down to his liked videos, and one time he called me and said, "YO (MY NAME), MADARA IS OP." And I was like, "Um ok." Then a year later, he said he would've been gay for Madara if it wasn't for his girlfriend NickWildeOwo. And I said, "OK (FRIEND NAME). I KNEW THAT YOU WOULD THINK THE MADARA IS HOT. BUT FIRST YOU WERE GAY FOR SASUKE. YOU PROBABLY WOULD WANT TO BANG WITH ALL THE UCHIHA MEN IN NARUTO." And he just started laughing. Then one time, my friend said, "NASA SUCKS." And one of my other friends, "Ooh I'm telling (teacher name)." (Since our science teacher works for NASA) And my other friend said, "I BET MR. (NAME) WOULD PUT ON HIS DRAGON BALL Z COSTUME AND KAMEHAMEHA YOU." And I just died laughing since our science teacher dressed up as Vegeta for Halloween. One time, I mentioned that Naruto and Sasuke were gay, and one of my friends asked me, "They're gay?" And RamenEatingMonsterOA was like, "NO, NO, NO, IT'S JUST THAT PEOPLE SHIP THEM." And I'm like, "YES, YES YES." And I just showed her a bunch of Naruto ships. Then when RamenEatingMonsterOA were beginning to talk about what we were about to write in The Uprising Team, I said, "Oh by the way, did you know that people ship Yahiko and Konan?" And he literally just said, "CAN WE JUST MOVE ON WITH THE STORY?!" And I just started laughing. Yeah guys, my life is weird. So, stay swag, and peace out!