South Park One-Shots

Craig Tucker x Reader pt. 2

Locked In

"Follow me!" Ned says and Y/n follows him to his office.

Y/n's pov.
"I've been watching you but not in a creepy way more like a... Good boss way?" Ned says opening his office door. "Okay" "and I've come to realize you work harder than any other especially Kelly" "abuah really???" I say and he nods "you deserve an award" Ned says.

"Free access to the vending machines?!" I say grabbing him by the arms shaking him. "Really? I mean ok!" He says and I stop shaking him. He holds out the spare keys to the vending machine. "Your the best!" I say and plant a kiss on his cheek then run out to a vending machine.

(I don't know if stores have vending machine keys but in this story they do)

No ones pov.
"Ned? Wht did y/n run out of your office...?" Craig says slowly staring at Ned who seems to be frozen. "Ned? Did you see a clown?" Craig asks poking Ned in the forehead. "She kissed me...on the cheek..." He says with a small hint of Love in his eyes.

"She did what?" "Nothing!" Ned says his face growing bright only to be covered by his hands. "Go back to work!" Ned yells "Ned were locked in remember?" Craig says. "Just go!" Ned says but runs out of his office confusing Craig. "You want me to leave but you leave??" He mutters to himself.

Craig walked out of Neds office to join the rest. While Y/n was obtaining vending machine goods she realised she kissed her boss. "Oh damn" she says as she still continues to grab the chip bag. "Maybe.. He didn't think of it??" She says walking back to the group.

"What time is it?"

Y/n's pov.
"Its about...two in ghe morning??" I say looking at the phones. "Yeah.." I say. "Oof almost till opening time" Kyle says. Around seven the door may open and well leave then come back at nine-ish. I sit in the same spot I was sitting at. "Lets all share a secret about ourselves!" Wendy says. "I'm secretly tired" I say opening my bag of chips.

"I'm secretly planning a murder" Kelly says. "And you just now doing it? I was completely available last week" I say knowing she was referring to killing me. "Why don't I do it now?" "Do it. Its not the first time we've seen someone die" I say. "We've seen a lot when we were kids" Kenny says.

"What?" Kelly says "ever had your organs ripped out In front of your friends? I have" "no you did not" Kyle says to him. "Ever threw a ninja star at another kid" Cartman says. "That hurt a lot" Butters says. "And your dressed me like a dog!!" He yells adding about how he had to walk to the hospital. "What is with your guys childhoods" Kelly says.

"We grew up in South Park. How could something not be wrong with your childhood" Craig says and I nod agreeing. "Enough about that lets get drunk" Stan says raising a can up. "Yeah!" "Butters that's soda" Kenny says pointing at it. "Oh." "Its ok here." Kenny says switching the can out with a beer can.

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~hours later~

Y/n's pov.
My eyes flutter open. "Mmm" I look at a clock and seen the time. "We can leave" I say and try to get up but I can't. "Hm?" I look down to see a sleepy Craig. I also my hand over my mouth so I don't scream and wake him up. "What happened.." I say muffled by my hand.

I didn't take a look around my surroundings because there was A few open paint cans. To make it worse Craig moved and knocked on down so I scrambled to grab it before it makes a mess. "Craig!" I yelled and his eyes were open. "Yeah" he says "you spilled paint" I say and he looks. "No I didn't" he says and I look back.

My hands are blue.

"Great.." I say standing up. Craig does as well staring at what is now a mess. "Clean it up while I clean my hands.. Then we'll wake the rest up" I say patting my hand on his shoulders. "Wait what happened last night" Craig say grabbing my hand "we.. Painted your face obviously" I say noticing the paint. "Maybe this blue with make it better" I say placing my hand on his cheek.

I take my hand off seeing it didn't. "I still need to talk to you." He says "and I still need to talk to Kelly." I say coldly walking to the bathroom.

~time skip~

Craig cleaned the paint up doing a good job at that. My hands are kinda clean but a light blue... "You go to phone and I got the megaphone" I say holding it up. The phone was connected to the speakers so we could do announcements every now and then.

"On three. One. Two. Three."

"WAKE UP" we both yelled but Craig added loser cause he knows Ned doesn't like that word. "Don't say Loser!" Ned yells. "I'm trying to sleep!!" "Kenny is dead!!!" "You bastard!!!" A bunch of voices yell. "Call 911" I say to Craig. He did.

We all walk out tired some of us hungover. But I had to stay because the ambulance was coming for Kenny. "He's dead. What happened?" They ask. A little flash goes in my head. "He jumped from the top shelf" I say knowing how high the top shelf is.

They did their job. "Lets go" "uh no" I say turning to Craig. "I know you walked here" he says. "That because my ex took the car" I say still angry about that. "Come on" he says and I follow him just more angry.

~driving to your house~

"Know as I was going to say before Kelly decided to come at me" he says mumbling the last bit. "I love you so much but you being you. You pretend you csnt hear me or you just don't wanna" he says keeping his eyes on the road. "I fell in love once. He left as you know." I say. "You know I won't leave you" he says and I felt my heart beat. "Y-you won't?" I say.

"Yeah why leave something you care so deeply about? Why do you think I didn't leave to go back to collage" he says. "You did that for me! After you tried to say your not going back because your fine here!" I kinda yell. "Yep" he says. "I love to.. You meanie" I say.

"Heh.. I told you" "shut up"

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I'm done well with this one but there will be another.. Maybe it will be sad? Because that's how it normally goes. Or yeah.

I enjoyed making this.

Byee