Crack

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This, and the following chapters are my old drafts, and will be the final chapters of this story.

So I know this isn't a request, I'm working on three other chapters right now, but I just needed a fresh start. Plus I find the idea funny so...
-Crack
-Domestic Avengers

"Right." Peter clapped his hands together seriously, pacing along the line of people before him,

"I have been tasked to teach you men the basics of modern technology after the... incident." Peter spoke loudly, Thor and Steve wincing at the memory of last week. Loki just smirked, he didn't care how much chaos he created.

"Now! JARVIS- The War Playlist." Peter demanded, jumping onto the ceiling, for no apparent reason, and crawling towards the TV, which switched on to the news,

"NO!" Thor screamed,

"NO! MIDGUARDIAN, THERE IS A FIRE!" Thor screamed, his hair flicking about as he ran towards the screen, slamming into it, staring, open mouthed at the picture of a wild-fire behind the reporter.

"COME OUT! OUT OF THIS TINY BOX YOU TINY MAAAAN!" His voice raised dangerously, cracking the screen,

"Tho-" Peter began, eyes wide in shock,

"STAND BACK, SON OF SPIDER, I SHALL SAVE THE TINY MAN TRAPPED IN THE BOX!" Thor threw his arm out, calling his hammer.

It flew though the window, smashing it to the floor, and swung into the screen of the TV, which sparked and went blank,

"NO! NO I AM TRULY SORRY TINY MAN!" Thor wept, falling to his knees on the wreckage of the TV.

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