Anime: Bnha
Present mic: yesterday, i yote my water bottle down the hallway
Mr. Aizawa: did you just use yeet is past tense?
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Operator: 911 what's your emergency?
Todoroki: my sister's going into labor, i dont know what to do
Operator: is this her first born?
Todoroki:
Todoroki: no, this is her brother
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Yuugi: "Cum" is such an ugly word. I prefer ' créme de la penis '
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Kaminari: I don't know what to say at funerals..
Iida: just tell them "sorry for your loss", than move on
* kaminari at a funeral *
Kaminari: sorry for your loss, move on.
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Kirishima: hey bro, you got the time?
Shinsou: yeah, it's fuckinuuuuuuh
Shinsou: * pulls a cat out of the inside of his jacket and looks it dead in the eyes *
Shinsou: about 6pm
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Kirishima: * watching news * some idiot tried fighting a squid at a aquarium.
Kaminari: * covered in ink * maybe that squid was being a dick
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Midoriya: * starts a snowball fight *
Todoroki: wow that looks like a friendly and fun group activity
Also todoroki: * creates a piece of ice the size of his head * here i come
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Kaminari: i like your top, kirishima.
Bakugou: i have a name.
Sero: Dear god.
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Bakugou: can i play an important role at your wedding?
Kirishima: like what?
Bakugou: *sly smirk* the groom
Kaminari in the backround: Holy shit that was smooth as fuck.
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Author note: i'm a weeb at bnha, so i understand it. Lmao
