dan's interview
ily and you're so brave for coming out to your mom
dan: thank you! :)
tell stephanie to suck a caterpillar dik 4 me
dan: phil! come here please
*phil enters*
phil: you call princess?
dan: *gets flustered in gay* what's your ex's number?
phil: i don't know i deleted it
dan: well i kinda need it
phil: why?
dan: *snatches phone* you're asking to many questions- why do you have her mom's number?
phil: because we talked about floral plans together....i like flowers
dan: *blinks* yep okay anyway
*ringing*
hello?
dan: i need to speak to stephanie it's urgent
um..who is this?
dan: please
*calls for daughter*
hello?
dan: suck a caterpillar dick
what-
dan: *hangs up phone and hands it back* thanks you've been a great help
dan, if you and phil were to ever get married, how many children would you have?
dan: i was thinking about having only one boy and-
phil: i want a girl so we can go to her 'tea parties'
dan: this is my interview why are you still here?
phil: *adresses the camera* we're still deciding!
phil's interview
what are your future plans with dan?
phil: i want to go to a private beach with him and watch him smile as i show it to him, he has such a cute smile. and marry him of course. i'm glad he's not in here because that was so cheesy
did you ever like stephanie?
phil: see... she was nice when she could be, sometimes when we talked it seemed like a side of her that i never saw came out of her and i liked that side if that makes sense?
what went through your mind before you kissed dan?
phil: *blushes* he was screaming at me and i remember thinking that i had really upset him i needed some way to say sorry without actually saying it and the first thing my mind went to was you've been waiting for so long to kiss him so do it.
*notices dan peaking through the door*
phil:*coughs* he was being so loud so i needed a way to shut him up
stephanie's interview
why do you like phil so much?
stephanie: i heard from someone that his dick was big so i was trying to have a one nightstand but then he was like 'not till we're dating' so there you go
do you know that you're a big bitch?
stephanie: i'm actually fluent in bitch so yes, yes i do
thomas' interview
how do you feel about dan coming out?
thomas: *smiles hugely* d-dan!
*collective group of aws*
mrs simmons interview
director: you can't bring that in here *points to whiskey flask*
mrs s: *downs it* hold it for me please
do you find your relationship with dan 'inappropriate?
mrs s: let's break this down. i want you to know that i am very professional when it comes to classroom etiquette. i teach dan just the same as i teach my students, he is not a favorite. when i'm away from class, dan brings out the real 28 year old me that's still fresh out of college, i'm glad we can joke around and share our thoughts with each other without getting weirded out by it because i'm still young myself. do i think its weird? not at all. i'm still best friends with my professor at college and he's 40! so no. i don't think its inapropriate, its not like i have his personal number or anything. the only time we talk is after class so honestly there's no issue,you can be friends with anyone you want!
i stan u
mrs s: i have a uncle named stan
you are now my favorite teacher
mrs s: *cringey finger guns* ayyee
how did you like the interview? and much things are in store for you guys with the next few chapters!!!
~alivia
