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me got tagged

I got tagged by LuvBooksAndReading and I bet she didn't know that I did this cuz I'm usually really lazy but it's like half 2 am rn and I have nothing better to do.
Bless my soul. So anyway...

1) Is it before or after Christmas where you are?

It's after Christ had his mass.

2) What are you having for Christmas lunch?

So the question is what did I have for Christmas lunch and that answer is that I cannot remember because it's the 5th of January

3) Ideal Christmas meal?

Uhm... Good food, which is the ideal Christmas meal.

4) One thing on your wish list?

A pocket knife

5) Who are you spending Christmas with?

I spent my Christmas at my friend's house for a Christmas party with a bunch of other guests that were not identified in my system. Then I went to France and Germany.

6) Who would you like to spend Christmas with?

My bed

7) Any cultural Christmas traditions?

No.

8) Any family traditions?

No.

9) Favourite Christmas song?

CHRISTMAS TIME! MISTLETOE AND WINE! CHILDREN SINGING CHRISTIAN RHYMES! WITH LOGS ON THE FIRE AND GIFTS ON THE TREEEEEEE.

10) What season is it for you on Christmas?

Winter. There would be snow but noooooo! Mother nature decided to let it snow last March... (If I remember correctly)

11) Traditional Christmas tree?

Artificial. Only artificial. For years.

12) Any Christmas decor out of the ordinary?

Yes. But I don't wanna say cuz there's a lot. Me and my sister just came home from school and we saw decorations on the window and we saw through the curtains the Christmas tree and realized our mum put the tree up without us which is a sin that shall never be forgiven.

13) Any Christmas decor at all?

Well I just explained what happened but that's not the only absurd thing. My mum decorated our kitchen table and since it was so fancy and it wasn't Christmas yet, we had to eat in the living room and once it was Christmas Eve, we went to a party and on Christmas day we went to another party and after that, we went to France and Germany and when we got back, my mum cleaned to table decorations and we never even got to use the damn thing.

14)  What did you leave for Santa and his reindeers?

Hunger.

15) Do you have a stocking? If so, where?

Yeah, I do and I'm a sibling of 4 children and it's put on the stair railing but there is one stocking that's Hing on the kitchen door.

16) Favourite reindeer?

None. I now despise reindeers cuz one of them ran over a grandma.

17) Is Christmas your favourite holiday?

No. It's Halloween cuz it's the only time of year where you get to scare people without being called mean.

18) Where is Christmas ranked in your list of holidays?

Somewhere that is not #1.

19) One thing you don't want to do on Christmas day?

Read smut for if I do I shall disappoint Jesus O'Reilly (inside joke others will never understand) and he shall drown me in holy water.

20) Most memorable Christmas?

Uuuh... Can't remember which year but it was when I was in the Philippines and I was spending Christmas with my relatives and we had loads of fun and a few days later, it was my dad's birthday.

Boom! Done. And you people thought I was to lazy to do this....

Well I was cuz I almost fell asleep like 4 times.

What? You thought I was gonna tag?

WELL THY THOUGHT INCORRECTLY!

because I don't have a lot of followers so I guess there's no point....

*all around me are familiar faces*

*when you try your best and you don't succeed*

*AND IIIIIIIIIIEEEEEIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOUOUOOUUUU*