uratasama: Oh man, I think I left my hairbrush at Mafumafu's place
_amatsuki_: Pfft! You own a hairbrush?
uratasama: Yeah
_amatsuki_: Pffffftt! Why?
uratasama: Hmm... I have hair on my head, I gotta make them go from point A to point B
_amatsuki_: Dude that's so crazy! I don't own a hairbrush! I just shower, dry and swept my hair a few times with my hand
uratasama: You genetic freak! I was polite with you being tall, I can deal with you being handsome, but perfect hair? Damn you to hell!
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shima_s2: You look good today Senra-kun, pro homo
sen_senra: Don't you mean no homo?
shima_s2: It's 2019 Senra, we support the gays, pro homo
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neru_sleep: *snorts pollen* I love nature
kradness55: You know pollen is plant sperm right
neru_sleep: Even better
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_amatsuki_: Do you ever get mad at words like we have deck, dick, dock, and duck, but not dack like wtf could we not complete the vowel pattern when coming up with these things
syounen_t_sako: Dack: Austral informal to remove the trousers from (someone) by force
kashitaro_ito: How about I dack you
luzabs: The English language has completely let me down
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soraruru: I've got good news and bad news
neru_sleep: What's the good news?
soraruru: I got you flowers
neru_sleep: Well, what's the bad news
soraruru: They're for your grave
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ANKUosu: "Mood" is basically the equivalent of "amen"
kain2525: And now I am picturing an entire congregation solemnly intoning "big mood"
kogeinu: "May the Lord be with you."
kogeinu: "Bitch you too the fuck!"
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uni_mafumafu: I've said it before but I'm really only looking for three things in a video game
uni_mafumafu: 1. Character creation, 2. Be gay, 3. Pet animals
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Nico_nico_Sou: Enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn't get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
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sakatandao: Archery is just dabbing before you murder somebody
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96_neko: You flirt and kiss and for what? Sex??? Love??!! Pathetic
kiyo_saiore: To level my charisma stat
96_neko: Ah a gamer, you may pass
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FanfictionWARNING This book contains cursing, violence, irrelevant character's trait, etc. I do not own 95% of the content. Credits to all users in Tumblr, Instagram, Twitter, TV shows and Movies for the quotes.
