Jim Pickens [Not Clickbait] [Almost Died] [Pranks in the Hood] FEAT. YOUR MUM

Jim is the Father

Chapter 1: The Surprise

Jim woke up one day.

Chapter 2: Your Mum

Jim always had success with the ladies legend had it he once kissed a girl so long she ended up in his basement, Her body was found three days later in a canoe in the Mississippi. Yet this time it was different this time it was your mum, Jim always loved your Mum's ass and they one day he saw in the streets she tried to run but Jim was faster. The next she knew she was in his basement and she liked ;-).  Jim was into BDSM, he had whips and leather and slaves. 

Long story short, He fucked your mum........AND is your new dad.

Chapter 3: The Slaves

Jim owned slaves, he was proud of this as it showed male dominance over every woman and even most men. Some say that when he sweats there too much testorene for humanity to handle and we all die ("Its is what killed them dinosaur feckers"- Albert Einstein). He is a social Justice Warrior and believes that society needs more equality which is why he only has White Men as slaves (He works at Buzzfeed)