Ancient love (FINISHED)

6. Oh my... Goddess?

I stand in front of the huge statue and look up in awe. It's beautiful! I put the heart in the offering spot and kneel.
'Please accept my considerate offer, I need advice.' I whisper.

Sparks explode and a bright light emerges from the emptiness of the room. I look up and see Athena striding towards me.

'Ayo homie! Wassup?!' She exclaims.
I feel my confusion increase as I watch her do swagger movements.
'M-my goddess I have come to-'
'Aah cut the goat liver! No one cares about that, it's boring as the underworld! None of us Gods gives a brain!' She cuts me off.
'Oh okay.' I say being caught off guard by her chill demeanour.
'So like I asked, wassup bro?'
'Eh, I... I was just wondering eh...'
'Oh chill out! Just tell me what's wrong already, I hate wasting my time on losers like you.' She says rolling her eyes.
I take a deep breath and say: 'I accidentally fed my friends too much aboudaki mushroom and now they are infatuated with each other. But one of them is my boyfriend!'
'Okay well for starters, you're stupid as shizzle lol! But to solve this you have to go to the Smolikas mountain to get a Smeraldo flower (yes this is a bts reference) and use the leafs to brew tea. Once you've done that add the blood of an innocent child that was born during a full moon and your friends will be cured!'
'T-the blood of an innocent child? I-I can't just kill a kid!'
She sighs. 'I was just kidding you bench, now go get your flower before midnight on the second, no third night? What was it again eh... Just go get it!'
She makes some weird noises and I stare at her weirdly.
'Ah, sheep's fur! Zeus send me back you son of a biscuit! I swear to Hades I will-' The rest of her sentence is cut off as she disappears.
'That was... Interesting...' I say to no one in particular.

Once I'm outside again I blink in the sunlight and try to process what just happened. I only know that I now have a mission. I take a deep breath and start heading towards my house. Oh oops, wrong direction. I turn around and see people staring at me weirdly.
'Can't a man just decide to turn around anymore these days?! Mind your own business!' I yell at them. This time I take the right path and start walking towards my house.

I open the door and immediately hear strange sounds. I get to the living room and see Aristotle and Socrates on the floor kissing. I roll my eyes.
'Ew gross! Get a room you two.'
I continue walking until I get to my room. I open my closet and start packing stuff I'm gonna need for my journey.

'Let's see. Five days worth of clothes, hairbrush, pot, plate, cup, spoon, fork and knife, axe and some food. Looks like I'm done.' I murmur to myself.
Aristotle enters the room and looks at all the stuff I have packed.
'What are you doing babe?'
'I'm going on a trip honey.'
'Why?'
'Because I have to, it's my mission!'
'Can we come with you?' He asks.
'No babe sorry but this is something I have to do on my own.' I tell him. He pouts.
'Oh okay, well good luck and remember I love you.' He hugs me and walks out of the room. I sigh.
Love, it sure is a strange thing.

Hope you enjoyed it :)
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