Jack: Hey Miko, Mom is going to stock up the fridge at the base today and she wants to know if 3.25% homosexual milk okay?
Jack: *Homosexual
Jack: **Homo
Jack: I meant honk milk
Jack: Homo milk
Jack: I give up
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Bee: Aww thanks so much :)
Bee: And you're not tall
Bee: You're vertically gifted
Optimus: Wow, it sounds way better when you say it that way
Bee: Lol, now if someone asks you to describe yourself tell them you're vertically gifted. They'll instantly impregnated!
Bee: I meant impressed. Damn autocorrect T.T
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Fowler: Just got back from the doctor
Ratchet: Is it confirmed to be pneumonia?
Fowler: Yep, chest x-ray said it all. Lungs are full of rum
Ratchet: Wow. Rum huh?
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Miko: I'm so bored!
Jack: Wanna come over? I just ordered Chinese. Sexual chicken
Jack: Shit. Scherzo an chicken
Jack: Schezuan chicken. WTF Siri?
Miko: I can't breathe. Sexual chicken? XD
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Knockout: Thanks so much for taking my shift. You're Amazon
Breakdown: Aww thanks. You're eBay ;P
Knockout: Frag! Meant to say you're amazing T_T
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Jack: Sounds yummy
June: Yeah, I'm gonna top the cake with cursed Oreos
June: Oh my god...
Jack: LMAO
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Wheeljack: Hey, sex for dinner?
Wheeljack: *What's for dinner. What the frag autocorrect?
Bee: Sex for dinner? Yes please XD
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Smoky: Boo I wanna go out but Ratchet won't let me cuz I have a virus
Raf: Me too. Am super sick. I'm basically a snot lobster
Raf: Hahahaha MONSTER. SNOT MONSTER. But that was hilarious
Smoky: Ah! It hurts to laugh! But was seriously funny!
Raf: This is going on Facebook. Right now
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Autobot Autocorrect
FanfictionWhen the Autobots meet autocorrect hilarity ensues! Prepare for awkward situations and crazy shenanigans! Rated T for language. Original idea(s) goes to Love Is 4 Walls/OneiricAludra, along with the first 23 chapters. I was just given permission to...
