A FOWL limo drives near Morgana's house.
Steelbeak: Well, we ain't got the girl but we got the staff and dats 50% a promotion for me. Now who can we find to use its powers? Let me think... hmmm... Bingo! Hey, fellas!
The blockade-window between the driver and passenger seats of the limo rolls down.
Eggman 1: Yeah boss?
Steelbeak: Pull over, I've got a meeting to set up with the town witch. Since Ms. Penelope bit the dust, we're gonna have to find alternative means. High Commands already given me a raise. Lucky for you pea brains, they don't know Reina Penelope's dead. So, we're gonna go kidnap her replacement. Pull over right here at this creepy pad on the right.
Eggman 2: Sure thing, boss!
They pull up to Morgana's house. Steelbeak hops out, combs his hair and brushes off his suit.
Steelbeak: Ya-ta-ta-ta-da, ya-ta-ta-da!
He knocks on the door, Negana opens.
Negana: Why hello Steelbeak. Fancy meeting you here.
Steelbeak: Whoa, are you Morgana? Somehow I remember you being much more... Gothic.
Negana: Ah-hahaha! You're so silly. No hunk, I'm Negana. Morgana's sister but I assure you, I'm much more magical.
Steelbeak: Oh, that makes this way easier than I thought it was gonna be. Say doll face, I got a proposition to make ya.
Negana: I would simply love to hear it.
Steelbeak: Good, cause I would simply love to tell it. Ya know, you're kinda cute for a witch. You ever been on a date with a criminal mastermind?
Negana: That sounds tantalizing but first, why don't you come inside and taste this amazing cake I just made? I think you'll love it.
Steelbeak: Well I do like cake.
Negana: Of course you do, we all do.
Steelbeak: Yeah okay, sure, why not? Let's go inside.
Negana: Wonderful.
Blue smoke appears in front of the door to the house.
Darkwing: I am the terror... that flaps in the night!
Negana: Oh how funny! Darkwing Duck is here.
Steelbeak: Funny? More like annoying.
Darkwing: I am the state trooper who pulls you over on the high way....
Steelbeak: What a bad night. Now two villains can't even eat a piece of cake without Jerkwing showing up.
Darkwing: I... am Darkwiiiiing...
Negana zaps DW, he disappears.
Steelbeak: Hey, that works. I like your style, Negana.
Darking zaps inside the house, where there is a huge cake in the middle of the living room. It opens up as a portal.
Darkwing: Du-how did I get in here? Hey, I recognize that birthday cake. That's the portal to the Negaverse! Why does Morgana have it? And why is she dressed all... fairy princes? Bleh. Not. Sexy.
Reina Penelope spits out of the cake portal, into the room.
Reina Penelope: Yikes, Splatter Phoenix, there's no need to shove and I, whoa okay I guess, I guess I'm back!
Darkwing: Yipe! I thought you died!
Reina Penelope: Darkwing Duck! How ya doing these days?
Darkwing: Um... good? Confused? What are you doing here?
Reina Penelope: Um, shouldn't the question be what are YOU doing here?
Darkwing: This is my girlfriend's house, remember?
Reina Penelope: Oh that's right, you and Morgana. Sorry, I'm multidimensional-jet lagged. I just came from the Negaverse. Everything makes sense now.
Darkwing looks out the window. He sees Negana flirting with Steelbeak.
Darkwing: Are you kidding? None of this makes sense. What has gotten into Morgana?!
Reina Penelope: Awe, don't be upset. That's not Morgana. That's Negana, from the Negaverse. She opened the portal so I could come back to St. Canard. She and Morgana are twin sisters.
Darkwing: That's not logical. She'd have to be a nega-version of Morgana to be from the Negaverse. They can't be siblings.
Reina Penelope: I think it might be different if you're magical in some way. When you add super powers into the mix, the logic changes. Or at least, that's my theory. Speaking of magic, I can't seem to manifest my staff. Thoughts?
Darkwing: None, I don't have time to ponder why you're alive, dead, magical, not magical, whatever. Not while Steelbeak is around.
Darkwing stomps outside.
Steelbeak: Oh great he's back.
Darkwing: The jig is up, Steelbeak. Get off of Morgana's property before I remove you myself.
Steelbeak: Awe come on, are ya really that high strung? I literally did nuttin'.
Darkwing: And you, Nega-Morgana, why are you here?
Negana: This is my sister's house. Her family is always welcome.
Darkwing: So you ARE her sister!
Negana: I know, she has such horrible taste, you'd hardly know we were related.
ELSEWHERE In the same spot, in the Negaverse. Splatter Phoenix is chasing Negaduck all over Negana's house.
Splatter Phoenix: Hold still and let me paint you! Arg, you can't run from your destiny... or from my next great art exhibit! Now come here!
Negaduck: Nobody's painting me into looking like a NegaDarkwing Duck! I'd rather disappear!
Splatter Phoenix: Oh please, you were always NegaDarwking Duck deep down, you just needed a little, inner-tron feng shui. Darn it, hold still!
Negaduck: Forget it!
Splatter Phoenix chases him around the cake until it tips over and starts to suck Negaduck in. He grabs onto the stair rail. Splatter Phoenix jumps above him, away from the sucking.
Splatter Phoenix: Aha! And now I've got you where I want you, NegaDarkwing! Ahahahaha!
Negaduck: Nooooo!
Back at Morgana's house. The portal opens again and spits Negaduck out... only he looks just like Darkwing Duck, with a black mask being the only difference.
Reina Penelope: Whoa, Darkwing, how did you... where did you? Are there two of you?
Negaduck: No! Ugh, no, it's me, Negaduck!