A Questionably Long Darkwing Story

Demented Birthday Cake

A FOWL limo drives near Morgana's house.

Steelbeak: Well, we ain't got the girl but we got the staff and dats 50% a promotion for me. Now who can we find to use its powers? Let me think... hmmm... Bingo! Hey, fellas!

The blockade-window between the driver and passenger seats of the limo rolls down.

Eggman 1: Yeah boss?

Steelbeak: Pull over, I've got a meeting to set up with the town witch. Since Ms. Penelope bit the dust, we're gonna have to find alternative means. High Commands already given me a raise. Lucky for you pea brains, they don't know Reina Penelope's dead. So, we're gonna go kidnap her replacement. Pull over right here at this creepy pad on the right.

Eggman 2: Sure thing, boss!

They pull up to Morgana's house. Steelbeak hops out, combs his hair and brushes off his suit.

Steelbeak: Ya-ta-ta-ta-da, ya-ta-ta-da!

He knocks on the door, Negana opens.

Negana: Why hello Steelbeak. Fancy meeting you here.

Steelbeak: Whoa, are you Morgana? Somehow I remember you being much more... Gothic.

Negana: Ah-hahaha! You're so silly. No hunk, I'm Negana. Morgana's sister but I assure you, I'm much more magical.

Steelbeak: Oh, that makes this way easier than I thought it was gonna be. Say doll face, I got a proposition to make ya.

Negana: I would simply love to hear it.

Steelbeak: Good, cause I would simply love to tell it. Ya know, you're kinda cute for a witch. You ever been on a date with a criminal mastermind?

Negana: That sounds tantalizing but first, why don't you come inside and taste this amazing cake I just made? I think you'll love it.

Steelbeak: Well I do like cake.

Negana: Of course you do, we all do.

Steelbeak: Yeah okay, sure, why not? Let's go inside.

Negana: Wonderful.

Blue smoke appears in front of the door to the house.

Darkwing: I am the terror... that flaps in the night!

Negana: Oh how funny! Darkwing Duck is here.

Steelbeak: Funny? More like annoying.

Darkwing: I am the state trooper who pulls you over on the high way....

Steelbeak: What a bad night. Now two villains can't even eat a piece of cake without Jerkwing showing up.

Darkwing: I... am Darkwiiiiing...

Negana zaps DW, he disappears.

Steelbeak: Hey, that works. I like your style, Negana.

Darking zaps inside the house, where there is a huge cake in the middle of the living room. It opens up as a portal.

Darkwing: Du-how did I get in here? Hey, I recognize that birthday cake. That's the portal to the Negaverse! Why does Morgana have it? And why is she dressed all... fairy princes? Bleh. Not. Sexy.

Reina Penelope spits out of the cake portal, into the room.

Reina Penelope: Yikes, Splatter Phoenix, there's no need to shove and I, whoa okay I guess, I guess I'm back!