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Turtles x reader (Valentine's Special)

Yes you are reading this right, now let's get started! (Don't worry Casey lovers I'll do a chapter just for him! I'm not rude.)

(Y/n)'s p.o.v

I was just sitting, bored, upside down on the couch in the lair ignoring everyone that asked me something. Not on purpose I am just zoning out alot, especially about the four Hamato brothers... I like- love all of them. Leo and his calm state of mind, Raph with his rude 'tude but also softness towards certain people. Donnie with his adorkable-smart self, and lastly Mikey's adorableness and sweetness, the thing is I don't know if any of them like me back. I guess I'll never know, unless I somehow tell them all at once because today is Valentine's day! I like this plan I'm hatching. I then see a three-fingered green hand waving in front of my face, I look up and see Donnie looking down at me. I smile and sit up asking "what's up buttercup?" He smiles and does a small laugh and says "we were wondering if you wanna go to Murakami's? But maybe you can stay in the clouds a little longer."

I chuckle at his joke getting up while saying "oh ha ha, let's just go-" Leo runs in and falls over Mikey's skateboard and onto the couch. I go to him and ask "are you okay?! Did you get hurt?? Talk to me Leo I don't understand eyes." He tries not to laugh hearing that last part but blushes while saying "are you French because Eiffel for you." I stop everything, even my worried state to immediately start laughing, when I stopped I noticed he looked uncomfortable. Then Mikey came in and says "pepperoni is red, Leo's eyes are blue... I was wondering if you like someone too." Dang he even practiced that 'wait.... "Leo's eyes are blue" oh gawwwd these guys are priceless right now.' I start laughing more, that's when Donnie says "u-ummm (Y/n), if I could rearrange the alphabet... I'd put 'U' and 'I' together." I chuckle a little and blush hearing that but then I ask "is Raph joining in on this too? Or is it just you three?" Raph just walks in. I look at him expecting some dumb cheesy pick-up line or something, but no it was just cheesy and stupid.

"I forgot my pick up lines because of your beauty" I really crack up hearing that one, but they didn't stop. Mikey with the poems, Leo with the dumb clumsy pick up lines, Donnie just with any pick up lines, and Raph saying something about my looks. After awhile I go to Splinter to ask for advice, luckily I got away from the others or else I would be blushing or gushing. I knock and hear him say "come in Cherry Blossom" I raise an eyebrow, wondering how he knew it was me. He smiles and says "don't even bother asking, just sit and we can talk" I sit on the pillow that he already had there. I sigh and say "the dudes, well except for Casey, have been using some dumb way of getting my attention." I start with that, he strokes his beard and asks "like what?" I felt a nerve get going as I say "Leo doing clumsy pick-up lines, Raph complementing my looks, Donnie saying random pick up lines, and Mikey saying poems! I... *sighs* it's just the tiniest bit of overwhelming because of it all coming at once. Ya know?"

He nods in agreement and says "well I got the perfect solution!" I smile with enthusiasm awaiting for his answer. Until he says "tell the truth about which one you have an intercoursing feeling towards the most. Then some of them will stop" my smile instantly fades and I say "but I like them all Master Splinter! I just can't choose one. *groans* why do feelings have to be so complicated!??" I ask grabbing a pillow and putting it against my face. I then lay back and say "maybe I should just stay up top and never come back, maybe even move to New Jersey. That sounds-"

"Idiotic!"

"Horrible!"

"Scary!"

"Stupid!"

(A/n wanna see if you can guess who said what right there?)

I take the pillow off my face and see all of them standing at the door of the dojo trying to push one another to get to us. Mikey was the first, mostly because he used his older bros as step stools, and says "you can't do that to me (Y/n)! Who would I be able to talk to when I'm sad!? Me and you both know without you I would be like Raph crying in my room." "Hey!" "Well it's true!" They all start fighting, then they started using their fists which  started scaring me. I get in the middle and swipe my foot under all of their feet making them stuck on the back of their shells. I calm myself down and say "okay if all of you don't want me moving, all you got to do is act yourselves! I can't stand you guys being all mushy-gushy like this. Secondly, I like all of you so no fighting AT ALL.... you understand?" They all nod happily. I start youngest to oldest helping them up, first it was Raph who started kissing me roughly.

Before I could react I get pulled from Raph to Donnie who started a sweet kiss, next was Leo who kissed me passionately. Lastly was Mikey who gave me a child kiss and then a bear hug, I hug back feeling so happy. All of my crushes like me, but apparently a certain hockey boy recorded everything "happy Valentine's day! Did you guys like it?!" Then he starts cracking up. I blushed like 50 different reds, so all of my boyfriends look at me and then to Casey. All of them slowly raising their weapons as if I'm gonna say no, but I nod my head wanting to watch this. Casey stops laughing and immediately starts running, each turtle blocked an exit off... so when they caught Casey, not only did they erase the video.

Buy they also tied him against the tree in the dojo... I love Valentine's day!

Tbc

Yes 4 down, and 1 to go! Can't do anything but wait but hope I can serve you another chapter again soon!

~ILoveFood