Introduction: Creature

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Cr: "Hi, I'm Creature, and I have had 467 wives and 2 husbands."

Cameraman: "Why are you so long?"

Cr: "Well all of my organs are long and tube shaped, even my own body."

Cameraman: "Well that's very interesting."

Cr: "Thank you."

Cameraman: "So how are you feeling as of now."

Cr: "Well I've been practicing astral projection for a while now so I've been feeling a little bit weird"

Cameraman: "What are your thoughts on the other competitors?"

Cr: "They seem kind of odd, I presume."

It cuts back to the front door.

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