How can villains and bad guys be so attractive?

Dr. Frank-N-Furter (The Rocky Horror Picture Show)

From my favorite movie of all time

Played by-Tim Curry

Dr. Frank-N-Furter is such a charmer and a bit looney, but has something that brings out the sexy side of you. He makes you shiver with antici...........................................................................pation. Tim Curry provides that certain je ne sais quoi to all his movie roles.

A weakling, 

weighing 98 pounds

Will get sand in his face
When kicked to the ground
And soon in the gym with a determined chin
The sweat from his pores
As he works for his cause
Will make him glisten
And gleam, and with massage
And just a little bit of steam, 

hm hm hm

He'll be pink and quite clean

He'll be a strong man
Oh, honey
But the wrong manHe'll be a strong man
Oh, honey
But the wrong man

He'll eat nutritious, 

high protein

And swallow raw eggs
Try to build up his shoulders
His chest, arms, and legs

Such an effort

If he only knew of my plan
In just seven days
I can make you a man

He'll do press-ups and chin-ups

Do the snatch, 

clean, 

and jerk

He thinks dynamic tension
Must be hard work

Such strenuous living

I just don't understand
When in just seven days
Oh, baby, I can make you a man

But a deltoid and a bicep, a hot groin and a tricep
Makes me shake, makes me wanna take Charles Atlas by the...hand.

In just seven days I can make you a man.

I don't want no dissension, just dynamic tension.

I'm a muscle fan.

In just seven days, I can make you a man
Dig it if you can:
In just seven days, I can make you a man.

On the day I went away, 

goodbye

Was all I had to say, 

now I

I want to come again and stay, 

oh my my

Smile, and that will mean that I may

'Cause I've seen blue skies, through the tears

In my eyes
And I realize, 

I'm going home

Everywhere it's been the same, feeling

Like I'm outside in the rain, wheeling
Free, to try and find a game, dealing
Cards for sorrow, cards for painLike I'm outside in the rain, wheeling
Free, to try and find a game, dealing
Cards for sorrow, cards for pain

'Cause I've seen blue skies through the tears

In my eyes
And I realize, 

I'm going home

I'm going home

I'm going home
I'm going homeI'm going home
I'm going home

How d'you do, I

See you've met my

Faithful handyman

He's just a little brought down because

When you knocked

He thought you were the candy man

Don't get strung out by the way that I look

Don't judge a book by its cover

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania, ha ha

Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound

You look like you're both pretty groovy

Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal

We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

I'm glad we caught you at home

Could we use your phone?

We're both in a bit of a hurry (right!)

We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car

We don't want to be any worry

Well, you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?

Well, babies, don't you panic

By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright

I'll get you a satanic mechanic

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania, ha ha

Why don't you stay for the night? (night)

Or maybe a bite? (bite)

I could show you my favorite obsession

I've been making a man

With blond hair and a tan

And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania, ha ha

Hit it, hit it, I'm just a sweet transvestite (sweet transvestite)

From Transexual, Transylvania, ha ha

So, come up to the lab

And see what's on the slab

I see you shiver with antici-

-Pation

But maybe the rain

Is really to blame

So I'll remove the cause

But not the symptom