Titan- Teetan
Abnormal- bitch da fuq
Colossal- giant hoe
Armored- thick hoe
Heichou- sexy beast
Petra- tree sniffer
Marco- half hearted playah
Connie- bald ass bitch/bowling pin
Hannes- drunk peasant
Mikasa- Loreal worthy
Eren- bootyfahl teetan shifter
Annie- cold hearted teetan
Grisha- needle bitch
Carla- smiley's chew toy
Armin- fucking Einstein chicken legs
Hanji- teetan fucker
Erwin- bushy brow little dick
Hanji victory dance- Hanji naynay
Wings of freedom- bitch we da force and you all gonna die
Good MP- bad ass we help gurl we cool
Sasha- screw dick, I prefer potato
Reiner- Krista's husband wannabe
Jean- pink pony/my little pony
Bertholt- tall ass bitch
Krista- frickin goddess
Ymir- she got da goddess's bootay
This is basically part one cause she hasn't continued it.