Percy Jackson Jokes and Quotes

Part 14

"He cleared his throat and held up one hand dramatically.

"Green grass breaks through snow.

Artemis pleads for my help.

I am so cool."

He grinned at us, waiting for applause.

"That last line was four syllables." Artemis said.

Apollo frowned. "Was it?"

"Yes. What about I am so bigheaded?"

"No, no, that's six syllables, hhhm." He started muttering to himself.

Zoë Nightshade turned to us. "Lord Apollo has been going through this haiku phase ever since he visited Japan. Tis not as bad as the time he visited Limerick. If I'd had to hear one more poem that started with, There once was a godess from Sparta-"

"I've got it!" Apollo announced. "I am so awesome. That's five syllables!" He bowed, looking very pleased with himself."

-Apollo, Artemis, and Zoë Nightshade, The Titan's Curse