Diary Of A Crazy Kid.

2/24

Dear Diary,
Today I went for hike in my woods but came running (more like sliding) back home because a bear chased me. Our woods are dangerous my mother said when I asked for permission to go out and take a hike. I asked my father and he said that it was covered in ice and that I would slip and break my limbs. He didn't specify which limb would break. I went and asked my grandfather. He said that I would find a deer. I laughed because finding deer isn't dangerous. I asked Aunt Ava. She said that I would run into the Nazis. She still suffers from the war. I nodded my head and said I would stay strong if they took me. I said that just to have some fun. She hugged me and handed me some "Nazi Spray" . I guess the smell scared them away? Who knew Aunt Ava made it. I told everyone that I would be riding my bike. They all said some super embarrassing stuff. I put my coat and boots, shrugged, and walked out the door. I walked through the snow to the woods. I'm pretty sure you know the rest.
Anyway, I have to go. We are having sushi for dinner!!!

-skiddlesandriddles 💙