Pick up lines (normal) (and my comments, sorry)

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Tony: What's a pretty place like you doing in a girl like this?
(I know Deadpool but I just thought it was so Tony)
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Bruce: You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
(Cuuute!)
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Steve: If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
(Guys I'm trying, also adorable)
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Bucky: Are you sure your not a doll, because you're just too damn precious!
(Oml)
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Clint: *pulls out quiver*
You are so pretty you make me quiver!
(Oof Clintttt)
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Natasha: I am an assassin, now will you let me see that ass?
(I'm trying to tailor these, people... It's hard)
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Peitro: You must be the speed of light, because time stops when I look at you.
(Bruh so cute... I miss him)
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Wanda: Don't talk to that guy. He'll only lead you to heart break. I on the other hand...
(Ya know... I'm trying)
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Loki: Once you see my scepter, I'll have you on the ground.
(Bruhss this is hard, but I do it cuz I love y'all)
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Thor: Would you like to see my hammer?
(That's all I got folks)
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Matt: I may not be able to see your outside beauty... But I know that you are truly beautiful.
(Awwww)
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Sam: I may be able to fly, but you will be the one soaring tonight!
(Oh... Sam... Honey.)

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Eek! This was hard. Also sorry that you had to hear my stupid commentary!

Keep it moist my friends!







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