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╚ Bold- liz & mj ╝Why didn't y'all tell me I'd be great friends with Ned Leeds
Liz
I tried to tell you 2 years ago but you didn't listenThat sounds about right
Damn that means I lost out on 2 years of what could have been an epic friendshipLiz
I feel like there's a story behind thisMJ
I put my book down for this
It better be good or I'm blocking you againYou wouldn't dare!
MJ
BetLiz
I'm just going to ignore the whole fact that (y/n) has been blocked beforeGood, you should
Liz
But I'm honestly not surprisedRude
Why am I friends with you 2?
You're a bunch of bulliesMJ
That's fairSo back to my point
Apparently we have like a TON in commonMJ
Since you can't see me, picture me raising an eyebrowLiz
Ditto
This is why you should have listened to me back thenI'm dumb I get it. No need to rub it in my face
On a completely unrelated note, I have all the Avengers' phone numbersLiz
Did I read that correctly
You have the Avengers' numbersMJ
By any chance are you drunk or highWhat?! No!
Do you really think that low of me?!MJ
Of course not but...Liz
If we're being honest, that sounds almost as unbelievable as aliensLiz... aliens are real
There is literally an alien on said team
Said team was literally formed when there was an alien invasionLiz
Shit you're right
I take back my previous statementMJ
I think a more appropriate comparison would be it sounds almost as believable as you giving up your obsession with food-__-
I hate you
Do I need to send screenshots to prove itMJ
YeahLiz
ObviouslyTo bad then! I can't do that unless I want the Avengers to come and murder me!
Then again I would willingly let any of them kill me
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